Paula Says This Season Sucks So Far

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, September 17, 2008 at 3:14 PM EDT
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Leave it to our favorite boozehound to let it slip how things are going. Paula Rehabdul let the Johnjay and Rich Show (who names these things?) that so far the auditions have sucked. VFTW Victory! Paula also said if there's a 2-2 tie now that they have 4 judges, Simon is the tiebreaker. Boring. He never votes the terrible ones through. Oh well.


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Insane
Posted: 9/17/2008 at 3:21 PM Reply with quote
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Holy crap! If Paula's saying this season sucks, we're gonna have a very fun season around here!

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azurebird
Posted: 9/17/2008 at 4:37 PM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

S8 sucks so far for Paula? I am so excited!

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SayNoToPaula
Posted: 9/17/2008 at 5:14 PM Reply with quote
Trying to become comfortably numb Location: Fleet Street

Sorry Dave didn't read a thing you posted. My brain went into shock looking at that hideous dress Pauler has on. Did she pick that out of Elvira's garbage can?

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purpledarklighter
Posted: 9/17/2008 at 6:17 PM Reply with quote

I love that chop! lmao

If Pauler's saying that it's gonna be a vftw victory season!!!
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Babyj
Posted: 9/17/2008 at 7:30 PM Reply with quote
Angry Carebear

Probably because all the really talented people don't bother with AI anymore, cause they know the plants always win.

I wish AI would go back to being a Talent Competition..
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guinnyd
Posted: 9/17/2008 at 7:48 PM Reply with quote
Location: Co

"Paula also said if there's a 2-2 tie now that they have 4 judges, Simon is the tiebreaker."

HUH? 4 judges, 2-2 tie, so how is Simon the tiebreaker??? the math doesn't really work in my book, or does he get 2 votes now or is his vote the only one that counts. Sounds like we're in for more of the same lame recycled comments next year too.

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BeckEye
Posted: 9/18/2008 at 6:46 AM Reply with quote
Madame Glambert Location: Blown out da box

It sucks? What does that mean? Security won't let her sneak her trusty flask in anymore?
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MarcusAKAFatima
Posted: 9/18/2008 at 7:11 AM Reply with quote

Haha that photo is one of the best I've seen here

When will they realize the talent well eventually run dry? All the hope they have left is young kids who now qualify. And it seems Simon usually says they are too young anyway
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Scott Baio
Posted: 9/18/2008 at 4:05 PM Reply with quote

Too bad that fantastic X-ray technology showing the keg o' whiskey under Paula's skirt doesn't also reveal the tube traveling up her inner thigh and funneling the booze straight up her wrinkled old doodahdiddlywachacha. It's an IV of wackiness straight into her pleasure center!

Urp! Almost made myself vomit with that one...
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runuts251
Posted: 9/24/2008 at 5:27 AM Reply with quote

I love how the whiskey is hiding under her dress. Classic.
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