Claymates Begin the Inevitable Meltdown. Grab Popcorn!

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, September 23, 2008 at 3:00 PM EDT
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Some highlights from the suffocation of Clay Aiken's frauen and their reaction to his coming out here. By the way, just as geese come in a gaggle, and crows come in a murder, a group of frauen is called a suffocation.

"I knew it, I knew it, I knew it, I knew it. I feel sick!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Of course its true. No other reason to have a kid in that way. I feel like crying."

"This is a gut wrenching day for The ClayNation. Somebody wake me up, I hope its a dream"

"please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief! I feel numb I'm so upset. This can't be real!! How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING. I don't even know what to think right now."

"Murah, I am so upset about this, I can't even think straight. My head hurts because as soon as I saw the cover, I burst out in tears and haven't been able to stop ever since. If this turns out to be true, I don't know if I can accept it because it would mean he lied to us all of these years. He told us the rumors were not true, he told us he was not gay and to now here it from the media and not him is just too much. The baby story was tough enough to handle, but I don't think I can deal with this. If he's happy, good for him, but I've always hated being lied to. What really bothers me is that if it turns out to be true, how can I not think twice about all the JP stuff. Once someone lies to me, it's really hard for me to ever trust them again. I've always been able to put up with a lot from people but don't lie to me. I do not tolerate liars. I won't know what to believe anymore. I have believed in Clay, I have defended him. I have taken so much crap over the years from co-workers as well as my own family. I don't know how I'm going to deal with this."

Just wait until tomorrow when the People cover is on People.com. We'll have some delicious fireworks. VFTW Victory!

kmantoni
Posted: 9/23/2008 at 3:16 PM Reply with quote
Location: Winchester, VA

What rock do these people leave under? Surprised Clay is gay? That's like being surprised the sun shines and the moon glows.

Smartie
Posted: 9/23/2008 at 3:30 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Claymates are the dumbest critters to walk the earth.

LPadlock
Posted: 9/23/2008 at 3:35 PM Reply with quote
Location: New York

shocked? lol realy??

Schmevin
Posted: 9/23/2008 at 3:35 PM Reply with quote
Original Amanda Fan Location: Time Traveling

Hee hee, I'm just waiting to see what happens when/if Taylor Hicks admits he's gay.

azurebird
Posted: 9/23/2008 at 3:53 PM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

This is just the preview! Man, I am PUMPED! WOO!

One message stuck out to me...

""please tell me I'm not the only one who is shocked beyond belief""

Are you freaking SERIOUS?? I'm a Mormon who was raised in "Mormon-Country" where there are not alot of Gays (at least those who flaunt it) and even *I* knew he was gay at the get go!

Exacly what ROCK did you just come under from?

And how the hell does this change everything?? What, you wanted to date him? *Marry* him? You have a better chance of marrying Godzilla. And now, you have even a better chance of marrying an Alien from the Planet, Sun! (yes I know it's a star, but you get the point).

So he's Gay, so what? You're all acting like he committed murder or died or something! My hell, guys! He still can sing while making those facial expressions (yech..I just threw up in my mouth)

Why don't you turn your sorrows to something more meaningful? Like the people who are suffering in other countries from War and Hunger? That's something.

This is my say, and if you Claymates don't like it...Oh well. No skin off of my back.

Idiots

Hey VFTWer's! Think we can stretch this until January? Probably not. But it'll make the time go faster. LOL ;)

*EDIT* One more thing. So you don't like to be lied to? Are you still watching AI? Because there are more lies on there than you can imagine. And this "lie" has been PROVEN time and time again...especially in the last 3 or 4 years (could be more though). Don't like liars, don't watch AI.

It's that simple.

And PLEASE don't start whining and crying when the truth comes out regarding AI. It will make this Clay coming out look like a picnic.

MarcusAKAFatima
Posted: 9/23/2008 at 4:35 PM Reply with quote

It's times like this when I really need VFTW

Harpy
Posted: 9/23/2008 at 5:28 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bed.

Their reaction isn't humorous to me, it's really sad. Don't they realize it's this fucking petty hateful backlash that caused him to stay in the closet for so many years? Maybe I'm too sensitive to homophobia, but it makes me want to cry that people would let their opinions change of an honestly good hearted man because hes gay. Fuck you repressive hateful bitches.

"How can you guys say this won't change anything? This changes EVERYTHING."

All this changes is your delusional thought that he would some day sleep with you. Tough shit.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 9/23/2008 at 5:29 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

I think a lot of them are taking it surprisingly well.

Twisted Chinaman
Posted: 9/23/2008 at 5:46 PM Reply with quote
Location: Calgary, AB

Isn't it true that sometimes the loudest is always the dumbest?

That has to be some of the best reactions I've seen for a long, long time -- it's likt watching a flaming bag of dog s*it and calling it Baked Alaska in a bag.

Twisted Chinaman
Posted: 9/23/2008 at 5:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: Calgary, AB

Now THAT would be a royal meltdown of epic (and watchable) proportions!

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