"I understand that I'm older than the mambo. That was a strike to the heart."

Cloris Leachman is the best human being on the planet and she is making a terrible show like Dancing with the Stars watchable. First, she laughs that she's older than the mambo (she really is). Then she does a hilarious mambo where she grabs her partner's crotch and they spank each other. She proceeds to bribes the judges with $10 to get perfect 10's. Then she mouths off even more. She threatens to punch the judges if they give her low scores. And she calls one judge a bitch and says "fuck you" to another one when they actually do give her low scores. Finally, she threatens to quit and in the same breath says she won't be voted off and won't allow it. Cloris, my darling, marry me.

To vote for Cloris, dial 1-800-868-3408 and then vote online here (voting is open all night online). We will stop watching this piece of shit show when she's gone, so help her stick around so that we can all be entertained all autumn long!