It's just not fair. Cloris and Corky try even harder this week on Dancing With the Stars and those hack judges give them their lowest scores yet! With only a 15 out of 30, Clorky needs our help more than ever. They dance an awesome Paso Doble, and then Cloris's trademark wit comes out when dealing with nincompoop host Whatever Her Name Is. But as Cloris said, she's not going home this week, because if America votes her off, she's still coming back. You tell 'em, sister. But we won't let it happen. Not to our friends, Corky and Cloris.
So vote your hearts out! You only get 11 votes via phone (1-800-868-3408) and via online, but you can register for multiple accounts. So let's have everyone give it the old VFTW Chicago try... register as many names as you can online and vote at least 100 times. That'll show 'em! Cloris and Corky can't leave. We'll cry. And then set the judges' houses on fire. Don't want your houses on fire, judges? You might want to think about better scores next week. That's right, we're not above blackmail and arson. Nothing is too good for our Clorky.
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 9/29/2008 at 3:49 PM
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Location: In your head
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If the female co-host were run over by a moose, it wouldn't be the end of the world. Go Clorky!! I'm voting!
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sunshine8503
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Posted: 9/29/2008 at 3:54 PM
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Suck it, Bitches!
Location: Self-important hypocrite & sadistic net nerd
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They were so much better then Kim and Rocco!!! Fuck you judges Voting like mad for Clorky!!
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Rhine
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Posted: 9/29/2008 at 4:08 PM
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Location: NH
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all my votes are belong to Clorky. Just finished voting. Luv Ya Cloris!!!
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nonidol
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Posted: 9/29/2008 at 4:18 PM
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Location: OKC
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go Clorky... I voted.. several times
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Smartie
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Posted: 9/29/2008 at 4:27 PM
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Anorexia Face
Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O
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<p> Online voting closes noon on elimination day so we have plenty of time to flood the website. </p> <p> Please keep in mind, <strong>you do not have to provide a valid email address</strong>. Make them up, make as many accounts as possible! That's what I'm doing! </p> <p> &;nbsp; </p> <p> <strong>CLORKY MUST WIN! </strong>Cloris is an Oscar winner and awesome and needs to be champion!  </p>
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FicklePimp
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Posted: 9/29/2008 at 5:07 PM
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I voted! Clorky for the win! Love you two!
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 9/29/2008 at 5:17 PM
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10 fake e-mail accounts down, many more to go! VFTW Victory!
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R2
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Posted: 9/29/2008 at 5:18 PM
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Location: MI
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She has my votes, she made Facts of Life watchable the last few seasons. :-)
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jawajedi
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Posted: 9/29/2008 at 5:23 PM
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Will ideate for food
Location: Event Horizon
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The power of Clorky compelled me to vote on the spaz show.
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Insane
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Posted: 9/29/2008 at 8:23 PM
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Location: Back East, different places
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15 my sweet white ass! I give Clorky a 30 out of 30, bitches!
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