After being outed countless times this month, Clay Aiken decides to fire back on a fansite, asking people to enter a contest to create joke scandals involving him as a joke on his website. Clay, Clay, Clay, you're setting yourself up here, buddy, and so we'll set you up too. He posted:
Come up with the most outlandish story you can that places me (either alone or with others close to me) in a really juicy/tawdry/scandalous/shameful story. Then, use any photos, videos, audio clips of me that you can find along with your favorite multimedia enhancing/"doctoring" program (like a PhotoShop or a sound/video editor) to create your "evidence"! Maybe you have "pictures" of me being "abducted by oversized turnips"... or ... "video" of me "dancing with a three legged gorilla". Be creative!
Turnips and gorillas? Lame, we can do so much better with sordid sex scandals and other REAL drama. And if you can come up with the most hilarious entry, you'll win yourself your very own VFTW T-shirt, just for making fun of Clay. What a deal! Keep reading for more info...
So Worsters, this is a call to action to enter the contest since we know the Claymates will do a pitiful job! Post your best entries in the Clay thread at the message board AND e-mail them into Clay's contest. Remember, it has to have picture evidence that looks real, either made in Photoshop or elsewhere. Go crazy, be creative, and best of all... make Clay regret starting the contest!
Clay's site doesn't have an address to submit the entries yet (coming soon), but who cares! Submit your entries in the Clay thread over the next week, and we'll post the winning entry (as judged by the site's moderators) on the site to acknowledge your hard work. Entries must be posted on the board by February 8, 2007 at midnight Eastern Standard time.
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