David Cook Album Cover

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, October 14, 2008 at 4:27 PM EDT
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Wow, that's pretty bad. Too much guyliner and not hiding his receding hairline very well. Sorry dude, this seems kind of sad. Hopefully the music is better than "Light On", because it'd be nice to see a decent Idol album every now and then, but we're not holding our breath.

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Kristy Lees Horse
Posted: 10/14/2008 at 4:58 PM Reply with quote
Location: A nice, quiet pasture far, far away from Kristy.

Eww. He looks like he's seriously constipated (Get the Colace, STAT!!!) and his hair looks like he's got a pointy head. Could he be related to the Travelocity Gnome?

AIisfun
Posted: 10/14/2008 at 5:31 PM Reply with quote
Location: Everywhere

He looks like a tranny, not that there's anything wrong with being a tranny. What a disaster in the making.

SpaceCat85
Posted: 10/14/2008 at 5:36 PM Reply with quote

Beyond the usual bad over-airbrushing, I think they might have tried to do that "stretch vertically by 10%" (the maximum you can still fool the eye with) photomanipulation trick that makes people look thinner, but the pointy hair is fighting the effect and making him look like a Conehead wearing a wig.

Rebel
Posted: 10/14/2008 at 5:39 PM Reply with quote
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Many of you used to make fun of his hair and how bad it looked. I never really noticed, because I never cared enough to look. Now I see what everyone means. It looks like he is wearing a cheap tupee/wig.

RaptorJesus69
Posted: 10/14/2008 at 6:29 PM Reply with quote
Friend of VFTW Location: I am dead now.

Man this is a sad thing. I am sure at least he is more good-looking than he appears here. This is not cool. The art department needs some lay-offs.

LuckyBlackCat
Posted: 10/14/2008 at 6:47 PM Reply with quote
VFTW Band Member Location: Feh

Captain Quint: (paraphrasing) He's got doll eyes. Dead, doll eyes.

Me: Nice fucking head! WTF did you do to your mom when you were born? Oy.

onaona
Posted: 10/14/2008 at 7:50 PM Reply with quote
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Okay. I actually like David Cook, but I concur, dear god that album cover is awful. Guyliner and awful pointy hair and everything. Why do so many of the Idol alum covers nowadays look like they were done by a Photoshop n00b?

I was looking forward to his album, but Light On is awful so that gets my hopes way way down.

rosiekins
Posted: 10/14/2008 at 7:54 PM Reply with quote
Location: Earth

Wow...that is one of the dullest album covers ever.

Riordan
Posted: 10/15/2008 at 12:23 AM Reply with quote
Location: EU

No suprise here, he is ugly, so is cover.

Smartie
Posted: 10/15/2008 at 1:09 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

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They should sell it in a paper bag to avoid frightening children.

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The track list is shitful too. "Mr Sensitive"? BITCH PLEASE :D 

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