Michael Johns Turns 30 Today

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, October 20, 2008 at 10:10 AM EDT
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Today is the Aussie Douche's 30th birthday. Coincidentally, he doesn't look a day over 40.


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Smartie
Posted: 10/20/2008 at 10:39 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

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I wonder if his BFF Dolly Parton will send him a birthday gift? Afterall, he claims they're so close!

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LYING SONG STEALING ASSHOLE. 

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azurebird
Posted: 10/20/2008 at 2:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

So your 30...so has billions of others before you.

Big deal.

By the way, happy birthday.

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realpoizen
Posted: 10/21/2008 at 12:43 PM Reply with quote
Location: In transition...

Happy birthday Sweaty !

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Scott Baio
Posted: 10/21/2008 at 2:53 PM Reply with quote

Wow, you guys are really sad. Harping on some old contestant from last season that nobody even remembers anymore. Don't you guys have anything better to do with your lives than spreading yet more garbage about a guy who's just trying to make a living? Seriously, last season ended months ago, and here's VFTW still talking crap about the guy who came in 8th place. Ooo, you're so subversive!!! Maybe if you moved out of your parents' basements, you would be able to go out there and actually do something yourselves rather than just bitch about other people who are doing just that. You ever think of that, losers?

Just kidding. Happy birthday, Kanga-douche!
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nonidol
Posted: 10/21/2008 at 3:27 PM Reply with quote
Location: OKC

Happy birthday...Someone please give him a ticket back!
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BeckEye
Posted: 10/23/2008 at 10:12 PM Reply with quote
Madame Glambert Location: Blown out da box

Ohhhhhhhhh shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit.

I'm a horrible stalker/obsessor/fantard. I totally forgot his birthday. But YOU GUYS remembered!! Ha ha! So who's obsessed with him now??

Okay, yeah...it's still me I guess.

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jasoncastro
Posted: 10/26/2008 at 7:41 PM Reply with quote
Location: California

I find it funny how you call other people douches and cunts.

You're not funny.
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gypsy91
Posted: 10/28/2008 at 6:34 PM Reply with quote

If anyone is stealing, it's you guys.
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