Whitaker Malloy Breaks Up Already

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, October 21, 2008 at 1:38 PM EDT
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Who? A trio of nobodies no longer exists. How exciting. The short-lived group Whitaker Malloy, made up of two of American Idol season 7's Interchangeable Blonde Whores (Kady Malloy and Alaina Whitaker), has now become even more interchangeable. The group has already broken up even though they just got together. Turns out the girls apparently didn't get along and their MySpace has been erased. Alaina has moved on to a group called Chasing Dixie. Seriously, girls. You're never going to get anywhere if you can barely stand other people in a group for a few months. We call 2 months max on Chasing Dixie's shelf life.

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rem
Posted: 10/21/2008 at 2:17 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middle of the Pacific

I'm surprised this was posted on the front page. Usually nobodies get an article posted in the forums where its usually pushed down and forgotten in about an hour. ;)

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 10/21/2008 at 2:30 PM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

They probably got annoyed that people were mixing them up.

Scott Baio
Posted: 10/21/2008 at 3:00 PM Reply with quote

Actually, I heard Kady Malloy left the group in order to really commit herself to her well-known Britney Spears impersonation. She's already invested thousands of dollars in Cheetos and Marlboros. Next up is the shaved head and the mental disorder.

Seriously, why doesn't someone take my idea and make that into a reality show? The public demands it!

And by the public, I of course mean me.

Insane
Posted: 10/21/2008 at 7:13 PM Reply with quote
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At least Farmbot Jr.'s new band has a better name.

Smartie
Posted: 10/22/2008 at 1:05 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

OH NOEZZZ! If they can't make it in this crazy mixed up world, what hope do the rest of us have?

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