David Archuleta's Parents Have Really Done a Number on Him

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, October 26, 2008 at 8:29 AM EDT
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If you aren't yet disturbed by David Archuleta's lack of hormones and ridiculous wheezing and gasping whenever he refers to not being old enough to find anyone physically attractive, this should do it for you. One of Gaspy's fans gave him a gift inside a bag that had a woman with a short skirt on it. Gaspy looked perplexed and then changed the picture, saying, "I'm just going to draw some shorts on her... I'm weird, I know." Seriously, Jeff. What did you do to this kid? Seems pretty messed up in the head. Doesn't he have any idea what a normal 17 year old does?


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Harpy
Posted: 10/26/2008 at 9:18 AM Reply with quote
Location: Bed.

Seriously. Hes talks about wanting to hang out with kids his own age, but if he was hanging with a normal 17 year old guy, and he spazzed about an exposed thigh... the other guy would call him some digusting slang and cuff him over the head. Thats NOT normal, Gaspy.
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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 10/26/2008 at 9:49 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

I doubt he's ever masturbated.
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Rebel
Posted: 10/26/2008 at 10:57 AM Reply with quote
Location: Hidden from view

I know that none of us look "normal" at any given time, but the expression on his face on that shot is just really odd.

Fallen Angel--I bet you are right, that would involve him touching his no-no place.
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well im pissed off
Posted: 10/26/2008 at 1:49 PM Reply with quote
You Bastards Location: The Wetlands

"It puts the black lines on the skin."
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: 10/26/2008 at 2:23 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

He's either castrated or gay.
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MarcusAKAFatima
Posted: 10/26/2008 at 2:55 PM Reply with quote

I really am disturbed. Was he afraid of getting a boner in front of his army of tiny girls? Is that even possible for him?

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jasoncastro
Posted: 10/26/2008 at 7:37 PM Reply with quote
Location: California

You're ridiculous.

You're disturbed because he's not a perverted freak like most guys in this day and age?

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JauntyHat
Posted: 10/26/2008 at 7:44 PM Reply with quote

It isn't perverted to just leave the picture on the bag alone. It's an American Eagle bag, not a Playboy. The fact that he was so uncomfortable at the sight of a woman's thigh (her THIGH for heaven's sake) is, however, weird.
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RaptorJesus69
Posted: 10/26/2008 at 8:44 PM Reply with quote
Friend of VFTW Location: I am dead now.

Hey his favourite novel might be "Battlefield Earth".

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RaptorJesus69
Posted: 10/26/2008 at 8:46 PM Reply with quote
Friend of VFTW Location: I am dead now.

fuck off jason castro or whoever freak you are
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