Fuck the Judges! They're Sandbaging Clorky!

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, October 27, 2008 at 3:03 PM EDT
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Fuck the Dancing With the Stars judges! They gave Clorky a 15 out of 30 and gave everyone else high scores to try to get rid of them. And it's going to be next to impossible to save them with such a low score. But of course, we're going to try as hard as we can. You HAVE to vote with at least 10 online accounts and every phone possible. Tell all of your friends. This is the toughest week ever.

Dial 1-800-868-3408

And go here to vote online. Remember to create as many accounts as you can, as you don't need a real e-mail address. Just make one up, register, vote, and then register another when you run out of votes!

This is going to be ridiculously difficult, but think of Cloris outlasting anyone and it'll be worth it. "I don't know about hip hop, but these burritos are delicious." People, you can't let her go home! <3


standalone
Posted: 10/27/2008 at 3:29 PM Reply with quote
Joined: May 2006 Location: Dudu's tude

Is it just me, but they're only giving me 7 online votes.

thefunnystone
Posted: 10/27/2008 at 3:32 PM Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: May 2006 Location:

Yes, you get 7 votes, then you have to sign up for a new account. Just make them up, you can put a fake e-mail address in the register box and it doesn't know the difference.

reverendramona
Posted: 10/27/2008 at 3:37 PM Reply with quote
Joined: August 2008 Location: Las Vegas

It's a damn shame that the other contestants and those damn judges are treating a legend like Cloris Leachman like shit. I don't usually watch this show (because it sucks so hard), but most of the other contestants act like giant balls of cheese. And forget this bullshit about Clorky not being up to their high standards. If they wanted to treat this as a serious dance competition, they'd put in a bunch of people who are good dancers, and not load half the cast with "comic" choices and work under the assumption that they're going to get voted off in the early weeks.

Well... Cloris is working her ass off and working the crowd, and everyone loves her, so it serves them right.

And what the fuck was up with them sticking Clorky in the back like coatracks during the group routine?

And what's up with that uptight judge Carrie Ann? Honey, don't act like you're hot shit. I remember you when you used to "dance" topless on the old Madonna tour. Get back in your glitter thong baby, and leave Clorky alone!

sunshine8503
Posted: 10/27/2008 at 3:54 PM Reply with quote
Suck it, Bitches! Joined: March 2007 Location: Self-important hypocrite & sadistic net nerd

Great chop lol

Fuck you Cunty Ann and everyone else on this show except for Clorky

UnstableHippo
Posted: 10/27/2008 at 4:11 PM Reply with quote
Joined: May 2007 Location: Birmingham

I'd fuck Bruno if I could. I don't know, it's something about that damn accent that just... I don't know. I'll stop there.

But seriously. Clorky was amazing in the Hip-Hop routine. Did anyone else notice Susan Lucci forgetting her moves and waddling around the stage, lost like a duck in high weeds?

FuckThat
Posted: 10/27/2008 at 4:12 PM Reply with quote
Joined: October 2008 Location: DC

I don't think I'll be voting for Cloris (or at all) not because I want her out of the show but because I don't think someone with her talent and standing should be treated like this! She's an Oscar winner taking part in a reality show along the side of D-list nobodys and they're treating her like a burden on the show? If the others had a real career, they wouldn't appear on this show! (when you get turned down by Kathy Griffin, you know what kind of show you have!).

And she has a role in an upcoming Tarantino movie. Why is she wasting her time on this stupid show! It's obvious from the clips today how tired and bored she was. I think it's time to take the star out of the show and bring it back to its usual Dancing with the Washed-ups whose 15 minute of fame were up long ago!

Free Cloris from this lame show.

I can't believe they pushed Cloris back in the group dance and left Susan Lucci there. If she gets any stiffer, Cody's mum will have to take him out of the show! And all this pimping out of Lance and Warren! I thought they're doing old school hip hop!

FuckThat
Posted: 10/27/2008 at 4:16 PM Reply with quote
Joined: October 2008 Location: DC

"Did anyone else notice Susan Lucci forgetting her moves and waddling around the stage, lost like a duck in high weeds?"

Yeah I did too! It was so embarrassing! Now we know what happens when she dances out of 'glass box!'

btw what did Cloris say to Samantha Idiot after the dance? She looked pissed off.

well im pissed off
Posted: 10/27/2008 at 5:00 PM Reply with quote
You Bastards Joined: March 2008 Location: The Wetlands

IF [/italics] Clorky is voted off the ratings will plummet! Fuck you DWTS "judges" you're inept.

Harpy
Posted: 10/27/2008 at 5:40 PM Reply with quote
Joined: April 2008 Location: Bed.

Quit all your bitchin' and vote, folks.

You can submit about 105 votes in 20 minutes. No excuses. It takes less than 30 seconds to make new accounts. Go!

Monchichi
Posted: 10/27/2008 at 5:44 PM Reply with quote
Joined: May 2008 Location: La-La Land

When Cloris walked out with the huge boombox, I almost died! And yes, Susan sucks.