Gee, Dave, don't hold back...let it all out!!!

I will still keep hoping in my heart that someday, before I leave this earth, the reality tv phase of entertainment will disappear into the sunset, like daytime talk shows. This crap of putting Z-grade entertainers into stupid competitions ranging from weight loss to ballroom dancing has got to come to an end.

This sort of dumbing-down of America is one of the reasons we get no respect overseas.

Well, it seems to me this glut of reality shows is an effect of the dumbing down, not a cause. I do think that even in a perfect world there is a place for reality shows, if done properly. And actually, DWTS is one of the better reality shows out there. I'd put it ahead of AI in a heartbeat.

Hey, Dave. If you find yourself wholly unsatisfied with the legal representation you receive from the esteemed litigators over at Smith &; Smith, I could probably give Phineas J. Turtlebottom, Esq. a call for you. I have him on retainer. And speed dial! You never know when some uppity website, abusive father, or shitty reality TV show is going to need some suing!

Scott,

There's always the law offices of Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, or their associate, I. Fleecem.

I was rather disappointed that the lawlers did not make an appearance with their suites.

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