New Tell-All Book Hopes to Expose American Idol

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, October 29, 2008 at 3:02 AM EDT
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A new tell-all book is being written about the behind the scenes machinations at American Idol. Sounds interesting! We'll see how much of the stuff we already know and how much is new and surprising. Looks like they have to refrain from saying the words American Idol, but we all know what the book is about. We'll keep you updated when the book hits the shelves. Hopefully it'll be a good read!

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smarterthanpickler
Posted: 10/29/2008 at 3:36 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

Revelation #1: Paula is an alien from Drunktonia. It would explain much.

mastersnap101
Posted: 10/29/2008 at 4:02 AM Reply with quote
Location: NYC

Revelation #2: Simon plays with his man titties more than the audience is led to believe.

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 10/29/2008 at 8:01 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

ZOMG somebody's using Idol's logo and font! Prepare for a C&;D from Smith and Smith!

JohnnyDrama
Posted: 10/29/2008 at 9:36 AM Reply with quote
PaPa Fuck B**bs Location: Locked in a thread! Get me out of here!!

Revelation #3... Nigel quit because he called Dave one night to plead that VFTW stop fucking up his vision. Instead Deb answered and bitch slapped Nigel and he could no longer go on.

Revelation #4... Ryan shares a closet with Clay.

Smartie
Posted: 10/29/2008 at 10:20 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

They will reveal the show is rigged from start to finish and the tards/frauen still won't  believe it :D

o_o
Posted: 10/29/2008 at 12:47 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Pimp Location: Canada

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ZOMG somebody's using Idol's logo and font! Prepare for a C&;D from Smith and Smith!

They're using a slightly different font, and a different method to make the logo. It also doesn't say "Idol" on it anywhere. I think they'll get away with it.

mastersnap101
Posted: 10/29/2008 at 2:26 PM Reply with quote
Location: NYC

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"Revelation #4... Ryan shares a closet with Clay."

Clay already left that closet. You must mean "Ryan lives alone in the Idol closet (unless you count David Hernandez and Mario Vasquez relevant, then you can say he shares it with them). Danny Noriega and Sanjaya are too big to share closets, they both have their own.

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