Simon Cowell - Dumped

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, November 02, 2008 at 1:24 AM EST
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Simon Cowell's shrill harpy of a girlfriend, Terri Seymour, has finally gotten sick of him and dumped him. Apparently, Terri phoned up Simon to tell him the news. Rumor has it that she wanted to get married and have kids, he didn't, and eventually it wasn't going to work out. Simon Cowell's represntative denies that there was anyone else involved in the break-up, but we have a feeling a mirror and ridiculously amounts of masturbation may be the straw that broke the horse-faced woman's back.


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RaptorJesus69
Posted: 11/2/2008 at 3:22 AM Reply with quote
Friend of VFTW Location: I am dead now.

Simon has a strange affinity for the girls who look like trannies.

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cynmac
Posted: 11/2/2008 at 9:44 AM Reply with quote
Nadia Turner Location: A little blue island in the sea of red state

It's just one of those things that make you go 'hmmmm?'

Actually, I am encouraged that Simon does not want to procreate. It's Darwin's theory in action.

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Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 11/2/2008 at 11:23 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

He obviously loves horsefaces.
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Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 11/2/2008 at 4:35 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

For a person who judge voices Simon picked a tranny with a horrible voice. Maybe she was tired of wearing that strap on.

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runuts251
Posted: 11/4/2008 at 9:47 AM Reply with quote

I thought they already got married in the spring? Was that a B.S. rumor?
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