Blake Lewis Performs the Worst Version of Thriller Ever

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, November 02, 2008 at 4:26 PM EST
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Dude. Give up already. You are terrible. And not in a fun VFTW way. In a sad, sad way.

reverendramona
Posted: 11/2/2008 at 4:39 PM Reply with quote
Location: Las Vegas

Wow, I thought that band broke up right after Vanessa's grade school recital on "The Cosby Show."

Nice tux, Blake. It looked a lot better on the prom king in CARRIE though...

carlystattooartist
Posted: 11/2/2008 at 5:48 PM Reply with quote

Did he gain weight? He looks fatter than usual

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 11/2/2008 at 6:44 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

GIVE...IT...UP Blake. Your buffoonary is getting out of control. That is terrible and very amatuerish. Give it up you fatfuk.

Charles Sigfreed? WTF? More like a fat Sigfried and Roy.

Smartie
Posted: 11/2/2008 at 10:37 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

AGGHHHIFLKFNL% MAKE IT STOP KJD%*F%*ND%*LD%*NFDSN%*L%F%*SD%*F

lunareclipse
Posted: 11/2/2008 at 11:42 PM Reply with quote
Location: Anachronistic Antidisestablish- mentarianism: A Case Study.

The intro just went on and on - then that wailing and spitting. Michael Jackson, if he'd seen that, would be driven to more plastic surgery.

Beyond bad.

melismaqueen
Posted: 11/3/2008 at 12:46 AM Reply with quote

Ho. Lee. She. It. That was beyond bad.

GialloGuy
Posted: 11/3/2008 at 1:36 AM Reply with quote

Dude...

Fuck Saw 5. THIS was the scariest thing of the Halloween season.

The arrangement almost sounded like a polka song...Brr...

RaptorJesus69
Posted: 11/3/2008 at 2:41 AM Reply with quote
Friend of VFTW Location: I am dead now.

Why does he suck so bad huh?

Chubarama
Posted: 11/3/2008 at 2:43 AM Reply with quote
Location: Livin' it up at the Chateaugay!

Because there is nothing Thriller needs more than a bunch of horns on the right side of the stage going

SCRONK A WONK WONK PFFTTTTT A WONKA SCRUNKA KUNK WOOO

Moxie
Posted: 11/3/2008 at 3:04 AM Reply with quote
Location: In the icebox.

I don't know what's scarier - the performance, the outfit, or the fact that Blake Lewis has been reduced to performing at a High School prom....Sad, very sad.

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