David Archuleta Performs Crush on Jay Leno 11/6

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, November 09, 2008 at 4:59 AM EST
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This is actually a pretty terrible performance, can he even hear the key the instruments are in?

Fallen Angel Gabriel
Posted: 11/9/2008 at 6:18 AM Reply with quote
Moderator Location: Saint-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Québec

I couldn't even get through half that. Where's Barfuleta's bidet? PITCHY!!!

Dr. Doogie
Posted: 11/9/2008 at 9:18 AM Reply with quote
Location: California

Look, I am no fan of this organ-grinder's monkey, but this was not terrible. Bland and boring, yes, but not out of tune. Just wait, he will turn out something really awful soon, but this is not it.

everydayangel
Posted: 11/9/2008 at 1:08 PM Reply with quote
Carly's Constant Gardener Location: Digging up from Hell

Okay dr. doogie, here is just a sample of the things I hear that sound terrible in the song. I am sure others could find more, however I am NOT listening to that song again. Ever.

~out of tune

0:37

1:07

2:36 flat on away-eay-eay . . .

3:24 horrid crack in voice, just wait till it finally changes, ever seen the Brady Bunch? <link>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyooALwfxO8</link>

3:30 sounds flat to me

~off time

1:56

2:56 (don't know if it is intentional, however it sounds shitty)

Jay Leno could have sang it better.

ETA

I would rather listen to The Brady Kids sing "Time to Change" then that song. Heck I would rather put my cigarette out in my ear before I would listen to Crapchuleta sing.

Mysterioso
Posted: 11/9/2008 at 1:58 PM Reply with quote
CUNT Location: In The Aether

Just like on Idol, he ALWAYS sings off key. He can't remember lyrics either. He looks ridiculous too. I feel sorry for the musicians playing with him, they must be desperate.

Harpy
Posted: 11/9/2008 at 4:05 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bed.

Ooo another Gaspytard trap! How long before they storm over here and tell us were h8rz!?

But I was honestly surprised at how bad this sounded. He can usually pull off a half way decent performance, even if the songs suck, but this... was miserable. He actually looked relieved to be finished by the end. Even he knows it sucked.

RaptorJesus69
Posted: 11/9/2008 at 4:51 PM Reply with quote
Friend of VFTW Location: I am dead now.

It was like he was trying hard just to make a decent performance. *shake hand. I have seen better ones. Not bad though. The song itself is good.

Smartie
Posted: 11/9/2008 at 10:43 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Those poor adults, having to play back up to that wheezing simpleton. Ghastly.

b1dev
Posted: 11/10/2008 at 5:25 AM Reply with quote
Location: Washington

His nerves made it shaky the whole way through.. ugghh

Llamakhan
Posted: 11/10/2008 at 2:12 PM Reply with quote
Location: Las Vegas

he has fat lips

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 11/10/2008 at 6:49 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

^^^ to match his fat behind.

Gaspy ain't got no umph...sing out Gaspy, lol

Worst Crush eva...this one is even better then his performance on Leno.

El Crusho

^^^

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