Jordin Sparks Creates Clothes for Wet Seal

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, November 13, 2008 at 1:56 PM EST
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Jorbacca is designing a line of dresses called 'Sparks' for the clothing company Wet Seal. This is appropriate because she looks like a wet seal (see comparison, left). The clothing line, which does not include gaudy purity rings, comes in sizes XS to XL. This means that unfortunately the clothes do not come in Beasty Jorbacca size. “Jordin is a great role model for the young girls that shop Wet Seal. Not only does she have a youthful, yet refined, fashion sense, she has not lost sight of who she is through her rise to stardom,” said Ed Thomas, Wet Seal's Chief Executive Officer. "These clothes are ugly and I wouldn't be caught dead in them," said Jenny Thomas, Ed's 6th grade daughter.

actonthat
Posted: 11/13/2008 at 2:04 PM Reply with quote
Location: Madison Square Garden

I'm not sure I understand why you're so cruel to her. She's a pretty girl, and yeah, she has the build of a football player (I wonder why >.>),and about zero artistic merit, but she was never a bitch or the kind of general asshole a lot of the more hated contestants are.

*shrug* I feel like I missed something.

RaptorJesus69
Posted: 11/13/2008 at 2:05 PM Reply with quote
Friend of VFTW Location: I am dead now.

Should be renamed "Wet Sea Lion".

thefunnystone
Posted: 11/13/2008 at 3:05 PM Reply with quote
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Good Lord, dumbass. This is a HUMOROUS website. We mock people. It's not cruel. It's a joke. Get a sense of humor, Carly Crybaby.

Also, Jorbacca eats people.

azurebird
Posted: 11/13/2008 at 3:47 PM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

Jordin is a pretty gal and sweet to boot. But sometimes funnystone you hit a nerve...

I was LAUGHING so hard when you mentioned what "Jenny Thomas" said. True or not, it was a kicker. :D

idol thoughts
Posted: 11/13/2008 at 4:27 PM Reply with quote

Unfortunately, XL is a size 0.

Smartie
Posted: 11/13/2008 at 4:38 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Has Greenpeace been notified yet? SAVE THE SEALS FROM THE WOOKIE!

Harpy
Posted: 11/13/2008 at 5:11 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bed.

Awww that seal is way too cute and cuddly to be compared to Jorbacca. She'd make herself a club sandwich out of it.

o_o
Posted: 11/13/2008 at 6:53 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Pimp Location: Canada

In response to Harpy's comment...

<img src=http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v235/adamsworld/more/StopClubbingBabySeals.gif>

Lint_Licker
Posted: 11/13/2008 at 7:03 PM Reply with quote
Location: Somewhere throwing tomatoes at little kids.

VFTW is biased against seals. Why else put Jorbacca's picture next to that poor defenseless animal?

actonthat
Posted: 11/14/2008 at 12:21 AM Reply with quote
Location: Madison Square Garden

@funnystone

What are you, 8? No shit it's a humorous web site. But in that vein, you've always attacked the people who deserve it and supported people who should be. When have you mocked Amanda Overmeyer? Josiah Leming?

And seriously, there's a line between funny (NosPhilAtu is funny) and just childish mean (constantly calling a teenage girl ugly and fat isn't).

If it makes you feel any better, the comment made me laugh. "Good Lord, dumbass?" I'm trying to strike up a legitimate conversation, and you just act like another internet n00b. This web site is a wonderful idea, but it's become this place where anyone who has a dissenting opinion is attacked. It's ridiculously hypocritical. All you've become is the other extreme of what you hate.

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