Paula Abdul Says She's Gone After American Idol 8

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, November 14, 2008 at 6:34 AM EST
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Drunken mess Paula Abdul says she wants to leave American Idol after season 8. OK Magazine reports that Paula is leaving to work on other projects (aka she was fired so she can go to rehab). As if we didn't call this months ago, Idol must have brought in Kara DioGuardi to replace Paula to ease the transition. As much as we mock her, we're gonna miss Paula when she's gone. Who else will mess up the producers' script and reveal to us that the show is rigged? Kara better be a world class train wreck to replace the one that's leaving.


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art7220
Posted: 11/14/2008 at 8:29 AM Reply with quote
Joined: June 2006 Location: Tulare

If that's true, I hope she goes on Celebrity Rehab 3. Heh.

Harpy
Posted: 11/14/2008 at 8:42 AM Reply with quote
Joined: April 2008 Location: Im alive!!

Awwww I'll miss her incoherency, but the show should move along much faster without her trying to string a sentence together. Unless Open Toes is a blabber too. Ugh.

Lint_Licker
Posted: 11/14/2008 at 9:14 AM Reply with quote
Joined: March 2008 Location: Celebrating Blubberfest 2009 aka. the Idol Tour!

I need a drink.

standalone
Posted: 11/14/2008 at 10:02 AM Reply with quote
Joined: May 2006 Location: Mandy's new Dyson

Can't say I'll miss Paula, at all.

Hopefully, Kara is more interesting than Randy... doubt it, though.

sunshine8503
Posted: 11/14/2008 at 10:37 AM Reply with quote
Suck it, Bitches! Joined: March 2007 Location: Simon said everyone else was amazing, an we were bad....I guess we are unique!

I will miss this drunken mess :( Kara will be just as boring as Randy and Simon is so bored with this show he doesn't even try to be clever/funny(not that he really was)

Smartie
Posted: 11/14/2008 at 2:23 PM Reply with quote
I Run This Joint! Joined: April 2007 Location: Tarding for Normund & Jackie

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Nooooooo! The only person in the world who could come close to the same level of intoxication and incoherance is Amy Winehouse, and I doubt she'd live long enough to replace Paula!

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DON'T GO, PAULA! 

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PiratePoppet
Posted: 11/15/2008 at 5:12 AM Reply with quote
Joined: February 2008 Location: Nowhere of any consequence

Well, I saw it coming, but I will still miss Paula!

Now who's going to drunkenly confirm hidden Idol facts, like the judges having their comments before the actual performances?

al_bundy
Posted: 11/17/2008 at 5:10 AM Reply with quote
Joined: November 2008 Location: canada

I'll miss the boobs

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