Chris Richardson Resurfaces as Justin Timberlake Clone

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, November 18, 2008 at 3:25 PM EST
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This is really sad. Chris Richardson finally surfaces after fading into obscurity to put out his remix of one of the worst songs of the year, T-Pain's "Can't Believe It". Chris makes it worse by talking about bacon and Sarah Palin. Even more ridiculous? This is almost exactly the same thing Justin Timberlake already did. Though Justin's is legal. Please do something original, Chris.


Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 11/18/2008 at 3:52 PM Reply with quote
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lol...well at least I believe Rich is the first singer to put bacon and Sarah Palin in the same song.

For such a big southern "country boy" he has the most freakish high voice.

Insane
Posted: 11/18/2008 at 3:55 PM Reply with quote
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I lasted almost a minute and a half.

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 11/18/2008 at 4:08 PM Reply with quote
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I listened just hear the stupid lyrics. He should redo his whole schtick and go country. First he doesn't have the look for 'backstreet boys' sound. Then his voice is inhumanly high. He is too big and redneck looking to be a R/B singer.

Get into some tight faded jeans and a cowboy hat and start struming a guitar in an old dirty t-shirt Rich. Then go make some big money...oh and dump that blake.

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 11/18/2008 at 4:15 PM Reply with quote
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Timberfake is <em>Bringin' FuglyBack</em>.

Lint_Licker
Posted: 11/18/2008 at 4:39 PM Reply with quote
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I'd already forgotten about this douche-nozzle.

Sabertooth
Posted: 11/18/2008 at 5:48 PM Reply with quote
Joined: July 2008 Location: New Jersey

Sarah Palin too? What a loser... Pathetic attempt. The whole thing just pathetic. The kids gotta good voice but what the hell is this.

RaptorJesus69
Posted: 11/18/2008 at 10:58 PM Reply with quote
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He has to resort to imitating TimberLake. This is a tradegy. Don't be too hard on him.

runuts251
Posted: 11/19/2008 at 2:59 AM Reply with quote
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I just don't understand why the hell he would want to be like Timberlake. Why would anyone?

Kevin ODonkey
Posted: 11/19/2008 at 3:57 AM Reply with quote
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Wait, who is Chris Richardson again and why does he make songs for Soccer Mom who want to be hip?

badger
Posted: 11/19/2008 at 2:55 PM Reply with quote
Joined: February 2008 Location: Tulsa, Okla,

He calls himself "Chris Rich on the Remix?!?!?"

Maybe he needs to find Blake and they can sing phailure duets.