The Abomination that is "Open Toes" Just Won't Die

Posted by thefunnystone on Saturday, November 22, 2008 at 3:55 PM EST
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The Albany State Univeristy Marching Band's Golden Passionettes decided to pick a Katharine McPhee song with literally no melody to play and dance to. What the hell? "Open Toes" is a deliciously tacky train wreck, but this may be one of the most ridiculously awful and amazing things we have ever seen. Truly the definition of Vote for the Worst. And we have Kara DioGuardi to thank for writing this shitfest of a song.


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azurebird
Posted: 11/22/2008 at 5:18 PM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

EGH! Can the noise please stop?
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RaptorJesus69
Posted: 11/22/2008 at 5:35 PM Reply with quote
Friend of VFTW Location: I am dead now.

Wow I haven't seen an absolute suckage for a while. Great.

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Crash
Posted: 11/22/2008 at 5:49 PM Reply with quote
Location: Frauen amateur night at the strip club

I lasted for 30 seconds. Somebody in Katherine's camp (probably Katherine herself) must've done personal favours for someone at Albany in order for this abomination to have been allowed to occur.

I even clicked on the link to the real song to see what the melody actually is like, and you're right, there is no melody.

Face it, McTits: There is no niche in today's music world for someone who eye-fucks their way through "Somewhere Over the Rainbow."
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Tinnerz
Posted: 11/22/2008 at 5:54 PM Reply with quote
Location: On the Satellite of Love with Joel and the bots

As a former member of high school marching band, I hang my head in band nerd shame.
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Mysterioso
Posted: 11/22/2008 at 6:33 PM Reply with quote
CUNT Location: In The Aether

That is truly bizarre. Very VFTW!
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the_detractor
Posted: 11/23/2008 at 1:06 AM Reply with quote
Location: Kansas City, MO

It is all some of us can do as band directors to keep this crap out, and someone who obviously shouldn't be teaching comes in and sets us back.

I also hang my head in shame.
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smarterthanpickler
Posted: 11/23/2008 at 3:09 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

That was great! I see they're still doing drugs in College. Anyone who graduates from that school is now fucked.
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HotPink.Jewel
Posted: 11/23/2008 at 6:40 AM Reply with quote
Location: Oh, I'm somewhere.....

It's too bad one of them gals don't audition for AI! lawlz
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Analog_Kid
Posted: 11/23/2008 at 9:52 AM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

What the... ??!?!?!?!?
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runuts251
Posted: 11/24/2008 at 2:58 AM Reply with quote

Kara wrote that song? I completely forgot abot that. And she is going to be a judge? Well, I guess she will fit in with the other three cretins.
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