Harpy
Posted: 12/2/2008 at 5:42 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bed.

Okay, so I won't say she can't sing, because she can... but damn is it boring. She has NO original sound at all. *snore*

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 12/2/2008 at 7:30 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

meh...she don't have no dick.

...or does she?

So is she another Mormon? She is from Utah.

Smartie
Posted: 12/2/2008 at 7:47 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

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One of her top friends on MySpazz is LDS, so I'd say yup she's a Magic Underpants wearer.

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PLeaaaAAAAaaaaassseeeEEEEEeeeeeee stooooOOOOOoooOOOOOoooop the meeeelisssssssmmmmmmMMMMmmmMMMMmmaaaaAAAAaaaaaaa! I am so over it.

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Smelmo Puppyguts
Posted: 12/3/2008 at 2:07 AM Reply with quote
Location: Montreal

Her singing was okay, but damn, what a snooze-a-thon! Nothing special or unique there, at all. There are tons of boring singers out there that sound exactly like this - just go to any karaoke bar for a couple of hours. And this girl is making the AI judges do cartwheels? Fuck, what a bunch of lame-asses. They're not looking for great singers; they're looking for a cure for insomnia.

MarcusAKAFatima
Posted: 12/3/2008 at 3:15 AM Reply with quote

She was pleasant. Not that exciting but she had a nice tone to her voice and I actually didn't think there was that much melisma. There are a lot better examples of overkill in that regard.

But it's hard to get excited over anyone on the show anymore and she doesn't deserve that much attention

mariposa
Posted: 12/3/2008 at 3:31 AM Reply with quote

Meh. She's a decent singer...a decent but bland singer. Nothing spectacular, that's for sure.

Papayafan
Posted: 12/3/2008 at 4:13 AM Reply with quote

Same old crap. It was too much melisma for me. She's a dime a dozen. They'll be pimping her big time. Wonder if she and Leona Lewis had normal noses if they could sing at all? I guess the one HSM chick fixed her snoz but her singing was never anything to write home about anyway. Maybe they want to be Streisand.

badger
Posted: 12/3/2008 at 4:47 AM Reply with quote
Location: Tulsa, Okla,

She looks like a female Sanjaya, but has a nice voice.

I'm not sure I like how she closes her eyes and has an expression on her face like she's singing a lot louder than she really is. That will get old fast like Archie's gasping and lizard lip licking.

well im pissed off
Posted: 12/3/2008 at 5:59 AM Reply with quote
You Bastards Location: The Wetlands

At least we won't be stuck voting for this boring bitch until very late in the game, if at all.

penguins_and_paradigms
Posted: 12/3/2008 at 7:33 AM Reply with quote

I found this in her online bio: ". After auditioning, Taylor was also chosen to be a background dancer for “High School Musical 2”.

Freakin High School Musical 2!! How much more planty can you get??

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