David Archuleta's Band Hates Him

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, December 18, 2008 at 3:57 AM EST
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Gaspy's band gives him a birthday cake with trick candles to embarrass him on stage at the Atlants Star 94 Jingle Jam last night. Of course, he's not smart enough to pick up on the trick candles and he wheezes and gasps as he tries to blow them out.

jasoncastro
Posted: 12/18/2008 at 7:32 PM Reply with quote
Location: California

Friends pull pranks on friends all the time.

I don't see how a harmless prank proves that they don't like him.

Harpy
Posted: 12/18/2008 at 8:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bed.

You've been around here for how long and you still don't get what this website is about? Satire, my friend. Dictionary.com, if you dont know what that word means.

Bottom line, we ridicule everyone. Get over it already.

RaptorJesus69
Posted: 12/18/2008 at 10:30 PM Reply with quote
Friend of VFTW Location: I am dead now.

Hi. Not satire. We just don't like him. :)'

And he should stop acting naive.

lordoftheflies
Posted: 12/19/2008 at 1:46 AM Reply with quote

I am tired of the over lavishing of praises for Davids on non-fan cites. Some fans "like Daivd is soo soo great" extra.and way out they become targets.The problem outside of Americian Idol right now thier not as as big as fans state..{Check out E or ET not more than one article right now on them.."} Ok maybe have David overload is thier a cure?

FeceMcGee
Posted: 12/19/2008 at 1:47 AM Reply with quote
Location: NY

I have no idea what you just said..

bucleigh
Posted: 12/19/2008 at 11:21 AM Reply with quote
Location: los angeles

I am so glad that you have been able to define yet another "message of hate". In a world filled with terrible acts of terrorism and ugly hate crimes, who would have ever guessed that trick candles on a birthday cake are actually an agressive act of hate. Thanks funnystone...you are so insightful and bring a positive inspiration to all of us.

JauntyHat
Posted: 12/19/2008 at 12:24 PM Reply with quote

bucleigh you take yourself and David way too seriously. It's scary how you have absolutely no sense of humor about him. He's just a dumbass celebrity not a member of your family (or is your name Jeff???).

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 12/19/2008 at 1:02 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

Well apparently the Gaspenator thinks it is weird to "hold hands" WTF...but wait, I thought all his songs were all about hand holding and other hand fetishes.

The girl interviewer asks him if he ever held 'guy' hands...lol

Gaspy is a hand holding virgin

jasoncastro
Posted: 12/19/2008 at 9:06 PM Reply with quote
Location: California

I know what satire is and I know that you ridicule everyone, but this entry was just ridiculous. He is trying to claim that his band hates him because of trick candles on a birthday cake? Yeah, that makes a lot of sense.

Harpy
Posted: 12/19/2008 at 11:58 PM Reply with quote
Location: Bed.

Actually, I made that claim =) But that's irrelevant. Clearly you DON'T get it, because you're still bitching. Next you're going to say were biased too.

bucleigh - Get yourself some more batteries for your vibrator and fuck off.

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