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RyansCloset
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Posted: 12/19/2008 at 4:50 AM
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I JUST EMAILED YOU THIS ARTICLE!!! I was shocked it wasn't up in the website yet  What do you know? I press Send and it's already here. Thank you for not letting me down Oh yeah, and a sixth failure would be FANTASTIC. She deserves all that's bad.
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Harpy
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Posted: 12/19/2008 at 5:31 AM
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Location: Bed.
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<img src="http://i41.tinypic.com/2rykak1.jpg"> One more time, Cunty! Because the horse isn't dead <i>quite</i> yet.
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thefunnystone
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Posted: 12/19/2008 at 5:45 AM
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watts
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Posted: 12/19/2008 at 6:00 AM
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Location: No location
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Well, she still might be able to make a living doing soft-core porn with JoPlanta....
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pika23
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Posted: 12/19/2008 at 6:58 AM
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Location: Brick NJ
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ewww...reading about her made me feel worse than I already do! I'm gonna go puke now...
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smarterthanpickler
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Posted: 12/19/2008 at 11:00 AM
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Location: In your head
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<img src="http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2007/02/fail.jpg" alt="" width="446" height="354" />
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Pieces_Of_Trash
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Posted: 12/19/2008 at 12:38 PM
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Pimps Up, Hoes Down
Location: holed up in the compound
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When Simon can't even remember your name, you know that is a bad sign...lol 
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RaptorJesus69
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Posted: 12/19/2008 at 2:29 PM
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Friend of VFTW
Location: I am dead now.
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Scott Baio
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Posted: 12/19/2008 at 4:52 PM
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Note, though, that even the AOL article follows Carly and AI's lead of conveniently fudging the facts on Carly's behalf: Six years before her appearance on the reality show, Smithson, then 17, was signed to a major label. But her dreams shattered quickly, when the label disbanded before her album was even released. No, not true. The label did not implode before the album was released, the album was not given poor marketing, and the terrorists didn't cook up the whole 9/11 scheme just to screw her out of a career, despite what Carly would so desperately love for you to believe. Her album was released by MCA with a plop, like a giant turd dropping into a toilet. Next up is the sound of her career as the toilet is flushed, and her dreams go twirling around and around until she is whisked away into the dark sewers of obscurity like the worthless piece of shit that she is. Bring on the next group of plants! This one has withered up and died.
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Harpy
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Posted: 12/19/2008 at 11:45 PM
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Location: Bed.
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Ahh Scott, I've missed you over the summer. *wipes a wistful tear*
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Want to know why you've heard nothing from us about season 7 punching bag Carly Smithson? Because there's nothing to report. Carly, as usual, has failed at jump starting her music career, and AOL has an article up about her today called "Post Idol Future Bleak for Many Singers". Highlights include Carly talking about how no one wants her for anything and the quote, "The 'Idol' contestant was forced to start from scratch and rebuild her music career -- all alone." Aw, poor Carlyplant. No one wants to water her. So what's she up to? The article says she's "recording a demo." This translates to "no one wants her." Oh well, maybe she'll surprise us and try again so we can report on her sixth epic failure. 
