Jorbacca Terrorizes Australia

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, December 23, 2008 at 7:45 AM EST
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Jorbacca terrorizes Australia with her off key bleating. This just goes to show again that Chris Brown was the only reason this song was successful.

azurebird
Posted: 12/23/2008 at 8:17 AM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

It wasn't too bad...if you're a billy goat.

SmoothieKing33
Posted: 12/23/2008 at 8:46 AM Reply with quote
Location: Chicago

Wow. She wasn't quite that bad on the show, was she??

FeceMcGee
Posted: 12/23/2008 at 10:16 AM Reply with quote
Location: NY

I can't stop laughing at "Jorbacca terrorizes Australia"

and man this is brutal.. if you're gonna be a pop star who doesn't dance, then you damn well better hit your notes

melismaqueen
Posted: 12/23/2008 at 10:24 AM Reply with quote

Wookie sucks balls.

RKO19
Posted: 12/23/2008 at 12:36 PM Reply with quote

That was actually a very good performance, I'm still waiting for you to post a bad performance from Jordin, because she always sounds good.

thefunnystone
Posted: 12/23/2008 at 1:43 PM Reply with quote
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Hun, are you feeling okay?

stingray11214
Posted: 12/23/2008 at 2:41 PM Reply with quote
Light of Idol's Doom Location: Brooklyn NY

She has zero stage presence. She needs serious vocal coaching before she hits the stage again. Never mind that this shit is YouTubed, but she is horrible. She looks like a lampshade with that dress on.

Itch
Posted: 12/23/2008 at 4:35 PM Reply with quote
Location: Tom Sawyer Island

Bad, bad, bad. I feel like I have to listen to The Carpenters for a while, just to wash her out of my ears.

azurebird
Posted: 12/23/2008 at 6:08 PM Reply with quote
Location: Where I'm supposed to be

Hey Itch,

Nice taste! I'll have to try The Carpenter route next time I hear another screech and howl from one of the contestants. :)

Smartie
Posted: 12/23/2008 at 6:38 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

HELP! HELP! SEND THE ARMY! THE NAVY! NUKES! HELP! SHE'S TRYING TO CRUSH US ALL!!!

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