David Archuleta's Frauen Fans are Disturbingly Aware of His 18th Birthday

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, December 28, 2008 at 8:51 AM EST
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David Archulets turned 18 today in legal years, and 8 in actual mental years. As soon as this happened, a creepy frau posted this on a Gaspy fan site:

Holy shit, people. That's disturbing. You know those were probably posted by a 50 year old housewife too.

Crash
Posted: 12/28/2008 at 1:44 PM Reply with quote
Location: Frauen amateur night at the strip club

That is beyond sick. If that were a middle-aged man posting that about a girl, that same frau would raise the pervert alarms.

Smartie
Posted: 12/28/2008 at 5:12 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

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I need to bleach my eyes now.

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*shudders*

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melismaqueen
Posted: 12/28/2008 at 6:03 PM Reply with quote

These adult Gaspy fans are beyond disturbing. Detestable bitches!

Jumptheshark
Posted: 12/28/2008 at 6:04 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Bowels of Hell

Made the hair on the back of my neck stand up. Ewwwwww.

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 12/28/2008 at 6:17 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

That is distrubing. That is like wanting to have sex with a retarded child.

well im pissed off
Posted: 12/28/2008 at 6:20 PM Reply with quote
You Bastards Location: The Wetlands

Predators? That shit is fucked up.

runuts251
Posted: 12/29/2008 at 3:22 AM Reply with quote

That is so disturbing and gross.

magooschmooz
Posted: 12/29/2008 at 3:44 AM Reply with quote
Location: Memphis, TN

Be very afraid......

She must be part of NAFBLA

North American Frau Boy Love Association

Where is the avatar with the smiley face vomiting!!!!

AIisfun
Posted: 12/29/2008 at 10:00 AM Reply with quote
Location: Everywhere

makes my pube hairs stand up. Oddly intriguing. Makes my tongue plant firmly in my cheek!

Scott Baio
Posted: 12/29/2008 at 4:02 PM Reply with quote

You people and your double standards! Where was all the outrage a couple of years ago when some website had a countdown clock to when the Olsen twins would turn 18 and be "legal?" And how were we to know that both Mary Kate and Ashley would each in their own way grow more and more to resemble E.T. with each and every passing day? How could we have predicted that they would not, in fact, be fuckable once they reached 18, but would instead look like homeless crack addicts dressed in little more than garbage bags and Saran Wrap? Seriously, those duck-lipped little freaks are more useful for frightening young children than for spanking your monkey to. Gross!

What was I talking about again? Oh yeah, and that's why President-Elect Obama resembles Abraham Lincoln in both thought and action.

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