Kelly Clarkson's New Single Cover for "My Life Would Suck Without You"

Posted by thefunnystone on Saturday, January 03, 2009 at 6:13 AM EST
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Holy airbrushing, Batman! The cover looks great, but Kelly is kind of unrecognizable with all of the touchups. Her new single, "My Life Would Suck Without You", hits radio on January 19 and her album should hit store shelves and downloadable sites on March 17. We're hoping that without that idiot Clive Davis around, Kelly will do well for herself again.

glorielle
Posted: 1/3/2009 at 6:19 AM Reply with quote
Location: Bite Me

The only way that is not going to suck is if it's a total red herring.

It looks like a Tiffany album.

mastersnap101
Posted: 1/3/2009 at 8:11 AM Reply with quote
Location: NYC

Eeww, she looks like a total whore. I hope old man Clive doesn't make her sound like one too.

Smartie
Posted: 1/3/2009 at 10:58 AM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

I bet she dances around a stripper pole in the music video, a la Pussycat Dolls.

rosiekins
Posted: 1/3/2009 at 2:46 PM Reply with quote
Location: Earth

Don't like the photoshopping, but I love her!

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 1/3/2009 at 5:28 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

That is some serious airbrushing.

guinnyd
Posted: 1/3/2009 at 6:15 PM Reply with quote
Location: Co

I think they are trying to make her look like Carrie Underwood, with dark make-up.

SpaceCat85
Posted: 1/3/2009 at 6:28 PM Reply with quote

She's been Kelly Bundy-ized, though she gets nosed out there by Kellie Pickler, who's also got the dumb blonde act + leather and giant crosses. Maybe one of the higher-ups at Fox had a thing for Married With Children ;)

Mysterioso
Posted: 1/3/2009 at 9:39 PM Reply with quote
CUNT Location: In The Aether

Actually, I kinda like it. It's all fantasy pop princess-ish.

It certainly has gotten everyone's attention.

Hopefully the song will be good. Same people who worked on her other big record, and Katy Perry's stuff. She pulled out the big guns again. Good for her, she seems like a cool chick.

o_o
Posted: 1/4/2009 at 12:57 PM Reply with quote
VFTW's Pimp Location: Canada

All I notice when I see this is how they prohotoshopped her fingers all to hell, removing any marks on them, and her grey teeth.

tringle3
Posted: 1/5/2009 at 2:06 PM Reply with quote
Location: Piketon, Ohio

This picture looks like something you might see on America's Next Top Model.

I can't wait to hear the new album!!!

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