American Idol 8 Hollywood Spoiler - John Twiford

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, January 05, 2009 at 1:00 PM EST
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Meet John Twiford. He's the Constantine lookalike who starts singing around 30 seconds in. JoesPlace has him making Hollywood so far, but will he make the top 50? We're guessing yes, because even though his MySpace isn't private, he's the exact brand of fug that the producers seem to love for some reason. He's got a decent voice at times, but what's up with the cult music?


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smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/5/2009 at 1:07 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

I'd encourage John and his followers to stay away from the Kool Aid, at least till the season starts.
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Smartie
Posted: 1/5/2009 at 1:52 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

A fug greaseball tried out for Idol? NO WAY!

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lunareclipse
Posted: 1/6/2009 at 2:59 AM Reply with quote
Location: Anachronistic Antidisestablish- mentarianism: A Case Study.

Have you seen the other guy's MySpazz? Check it:

<i>"I am a human animal and I hope we all meet each-other one day.

I love the SUN with its light heat energy on my skin. If you stare into the SUN while it is low, so as not to blind your human eyes, you can eat its energy and feel invigorated! All life on earth is the Sun."</i>

*giggles*

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Schadenfreude
Posted: 1/9/2009 at 9:22 AM Reply with quote
Location: Miami, FL

Lawd, the song sounds like he's lookin for a date for the Rapture...
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