Paula Abdul Readies her "Boombox"

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, January 05, 2009 at 5:18 PM EST
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Paula just doesn't get it. After the massive failure of "Dance Like There's No Tomorrow" (which was semi-decent), she is still attempting to make new music. This time, she just put together a bunch of annoying synthesizer noises and processes the hell out of her voice. This bitch couldn't even get past the auditions of Idol with this crap.


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Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 1/5/2009 at 8:28 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

Four letters

F A I L

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tringle3
Posted: 1/6/2009 at 1:58 AM Reply with quote
Location: Piketon, Ohio

It sounds a lot like Britney Spears.
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Terbs
Posted: 1/6/2009 at 2:47 AM Reply with quote
Location: Appleton, WI

LMAO
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mastersnap101
Posted: 1/6/2009 at 4:11 AM Reply with quote
Location: NYC

This isn't even good enough for Britney! Blech, I couldn't get through 9 seconds.

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rosiekins
Posted: 1/6/2009 at 7:23 AM Reply with quote
Location: Earth

Hideous.
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redey11
Posted: 1/6/2009 at 10:34 AM Reply with quote
Location: Colorado

i agree
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Orangutan
Posted: 1/6/2009 at 2:16 PM Reply with quote
King of the Jungle Location: No Longer "kooky"

For the record, it's a cover of a Kylie Minogue demo. Only Kylie sings it much better and with much less autotune mangling. Which is kind of damning because Kylie's no vocal powerhouse.
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stingray11214
Posted: 1/6/2009 at 2:21 PM Reply with quote
Light of Idol's Doom Location: Brooklyn NY

Here is another person who forgot that her singing career is long over.
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Analog_Kid
Posted: 1/6/2009 at 5:07 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Bad.
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