It's a Lot Heavier Than I Thought

Posted by thefunnystone on Wednesday, January 07, 2009 at 3:58 PM EST
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Jorbacca just won Favorite Combined Force (with Godzilla) at the People's Choice Awards. She's HUGE. She won and made everyone on the stage look tiny. Stop wearing those dresses, you look like a cow. Video here.

Analog_Kid
Posted: 1/7/2009 at 4:21 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

Geez, Jordan, you're blocking the sun.

brownstia0020
Posted: 1/7/2009 at 4:35 PM Reply with quote
Banned Location: dayton

I think Jordin Sparks is beautiful. Even in this picture. She is not the anorexic hollywood superstar like a lot of the other women on stage. And how are you going to call her a cow saying she made everyone look tiny, when Queen Latifah was the host. You are a major douchebag. Douchebag!!!

RaptorJesus69
Posted: 1/7/2009 at 5:32 PM Reply with quote
Friend of VFTW Location: I am dead now.

Queen Latifah is fat too even though not as big as this girl. Well she might be pretty since this depends on the point of view. But no one can deny that she is huggggeeeeeeeeeeeee.

Lint_Licker
Posted: 1/7/2009 at 6:17 PM Reply with quote
Location: Somewhere throwing tomatoes at little kids.

Jordin, I don't hate you 'cause you're fat. You're fat 'cause I hate you.

Lame joke aside, Jorbacca really needs a better stylist.

Smartie
Posted: 1/7/2009 at 7:05 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

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Keeerist Wookie's enormous, she's going to crush us all!

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melismaqueen
Posted: 1/8/2009 at 12:26 AM Reply with quote

brownstain, she might cute, or round, or plump, but she's still a wookie.

Schmevin
Posted: 1/8/2009 at 3:34 AM Reply with quote
Original Amanda Fan Location: Time Traveling

Holy shit, she looks like a house! Queen Latifah may be fat, but she dresses more pleasing to the eye.

Thank God the video stopped before Dakota Fanning came on!

mastersnap101
Posted: 1/8/2009 at 4:29 AM Reply with quote
Location: NYC

Quick! The wookie has gotten loose. She must be contained. :)

AzNick
Posted: 1/8/2009 at 4:44 AM Reply with quote
Location: Mesa, AZ

brownstia0020, thanks, my opinion as well.

People have to stop with that anorexic look.

A lot of guys like plus size women and I have never been shy about it myself.

I think she looks fine in that photo.

stingray11214
Posted: 1/8/2009 at 5:06 AM Reply with quote
Light of Idol's Doom Location: Brooklyn NY

She looks terrible in that dress. She needs something thats brings out the best in her. With this dress, she looks like a whale. Terrible.

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