Damn you guys, you changed the home page up on me. I thought I was at the wrong place or something!!

I'm looking forward to tonight's show, but I am torn between watching some Penguin's hockey or AI. The Pens might actually score a goal tonight or something and I don't want to miss it.

I'm so glad the season is starting already, thanks for the updates on all of the new plants!

It's good to be back!!

Time to get rid of this avatar. I forgot I had it.

I think I'd give Adam and Taylor a pass on the plant label. Adam being in a Broadway type musical really means nothing and Taylor a back up dancer of HSM2 not a big deal. The others definitely qualify as plants with some of them super no herbicide can kill plants.

A couple of those are bad but for the most part it's nothing compared to Carly last year. Like I hardly consider dancing in HSM and being in a Utah talent competition to qualify one as a plant.

Kristin brings a whole new meaning to the term "Planty Plant." Are we sure that she didn't mistake AI for Rock of Love Tour Bus?

<i>RE: Brent Keith Smith...

What in the hell is Nashville Star 2? CMT? And a movie called Dale? Seems like your first plant has really been potted in high profile fame.</i>

If you don't know what any of those things are, you won't like this guy anyway.

These plants must be exposed and stomped out! Except for two:

Adam Lambert's awesomeness exceeds his plantiness, and although I can't quite put my finger on it, something about Kristen McNamara's picture (which is now my wallpaper) makes me want to keep her around. Actually I just figured it out, and I would like to put my finger on it.

Aloha Dave, Smartie, Deb, Purple, Prof Chan, Scott Baio, and the rest of the gang from years past! Here's to a hilariously bad new season! Let's make the tweentards cry like never before! Now if you'll excuse me, I have to go take a Carolyn.

God dammit. I thought they told us last year that they were going to change. In my naivete, I hoped that would mean no more plants, no more pounding us over the head with shitty auditions, and no more shitty judges. Instead, we get more plants, more crap auditions, and another shitty, unqualified judge. That's not change!

Can't they, like, get Obama up in this motherfucker for some change I can believe in?

Or, even better, does anyone have any spare change? My car broke down, and I'm totally stuck here. I'm trying to get enough together for a bus ticket to Cleveland. Anything would help. God bless!

For some reason, I'm really not that excited about this reason. All I care about is who we pick and when it will be over. My prediction is we may have a VFTW winner this year, seeing as all the talent in America is being sapped out.

Crazy I thought Emily looked Familiar. Poor Go Betty Go, I really like them. Their first singer left too and Emily took over a couple years ago.

She definitely didnt need American Idol.

Clearly some people are getting auditions who don't exactly qualify for AI as they're a bit over qualified. But, if they're truly plants, why are they getting cut in Hollywood?