A Presidential Lapse of Judgment - Caden to Perform at Inauguration Kick Off

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, January 18, 2009 at 4:27 AM EST
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For some reason, David Hernandez was asked to sing at President Obama's Inauguration Kick Off Celebration with 4 other singers on a song called "Born Again American." Obama likes lap dances? Apparently this travesty will also be released as a video on iTunes. Caden had this to say:

"A few month?s ago I was asked? by Norma?n Lear and Declare Yourself (www. decla?reyou?rself?.? com) to be a part of an incredible? song title?d "?Born Again? American"?.? We recorded the vocal?s and my portion of the video? in 1 hour right? in front? of the Red Rock Mountains in Color?ado.? The video? includes many other? talented and unknown musicians from across the Unite?d State?s and sends? a strong message about? what it is to be an American.?"

Well, at least he knows he's unknown, but he still thinks he's talented? A quick look at Hernandezfans.com (his official website) and the 46 total members registered (really? that's sad) would prove otherwise.


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smarterthanpickler
Posted: 1/18/2009 at 5:09 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

Obama's first major mistake. Maybe he was brought in for Barney Frank.
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jawajedi
Posted: 1/18/2009 at 8:09 AM Reply with quote
Will ideate for food Location: Golden Arches

This is an example of how inaugurations bring about a desire to bring in everything and everybody, bandwagon style. The celebrations are particularly "over the top" with participants seeking attention. Where's Evan White and the Bale of Hay float for the parade?
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CelticLady
Posted: 1/18/2009 at 9:29 AM Reply with quote
Banned Location: Denver CO

Apparently in addition to lack of talent, Hernandez needs a geography lesson. There is no such thing as "Red Rock Mountains" in Colorado. There is the Red Rocks Amphitheater, and Red Rocks Park (where the amphitheater is located) and I'm assuming that's what he means.
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Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 1/18/2009 at 4:21 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

I thought they cleared out the prostitutes from Washington D.C. for the inauguration?

I didn't know they brought them to in to perform?

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Smartie
Posted: 1/18/2009 at 7:23 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Is he doing a presidential lapdance?

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manlambda
Posted: 1/19/2009 at 1:15 AM Reply with quote
Location: Maryland

Well think about it you cross off two demographics with one person gay and Hispanic. Now if they could find an African American lesbian in a wheel chair they could hit a trifecta.
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Dark Knight Princess
Posted: 1/19/2009 at 2:19 AM Reply with quote

You know, really I am just surprised by the size of his family. I mean 46 members, that is a lot of cousins.

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BuffyGroupie
Posted: 1/19/2009 at 4:09 AM Reply with quote
Location: Anywhere But Here

My god, do people still remember him? He should have been long gone and forgotten by now. Why do these people insist on trying to extend their 15 minutes of fame? It's just painful.
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