David Archuleta Cannot Take a Controversial Picture

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, January 22, 2009 at 3:39 AM EST
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The tweenies are getting excited over this picture of Gaspy in bed. We're just surprised he's not in footie pajamas while playing with his Barbie dolls. Yet his fans still seem to think this is attractive. The world will never make sense.

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lunareclipse
Posted: 1/22/2009 at 3:41 AM Reply with quote
Location: Anachronistic Antidisestablish- mentarianism: A Case Study.

Sadly, footie jammies would turn the frauen on even more. They're that deranged.

Harpy
Posted: 1/22/2009 at 3:48 AM Reply with quote
Location: Bed.

What, you can't see the sexual suggestion written all over his face? Surely he's making bedroom eyes at all his tweenies, or at least they think so.

I wonder what made Jeff agree for this picture to be taken. He thought the Sears photoshoot was too provacative for David, this must be like soft porn to him.

Papayafan
Posted: 1/22/2009 at 4:03 AM Reply with quote

Love the shoes in bed. Is he afraid of showing some socks or what?

NoirFan01
Posted: 1/22/2009 at 4:23 AM Reply with quote
Location: Daly City, CA

Now that Archie is 18 he's showing new independence from Daddy Jeff by being photographed in bed. However, this is new territory for him; so, he left his clothes on for the shoot. And, yet, the shoes could be a subtle reference by young Archie to those gay pornos in which the guys leave their shoes and socks on while making forbidden love.

mastersnap101
Posted: 1/22/2009 at 4:51 AM Reply with quote
Location: NYC

Looks like an ad for a gay porno website. The perfect title "Come join my twinkiness under the sheets."

secret chat
Posted: 1/22/2009 at 5:11 AM Reply with quote
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This is not the first bed picture. Unfortunately, I saw another and was unable to brainbleach chimp faced special bus boy from my head. Thanks for posting and bringing the horror back.

Cyanide
Posted: 1/22/2009 at 5:26 AM Reply with quote
Machiavellian Temptress Gypsy

Funny, Gaspy strikes me more as the Power Rangers sheets type.

Papayafan
Posted: 1/22/2009 at 5:36 AM Reply with quote

I think the Power Rangers are a little too macho for Gaspy. I would suggest Thomas the Tank Engine, but I don't think the trains wear any clothes and that might mean too much Sharpie on his sheets.

NoirFan01
Posted: 1/22/2009 at 5:43 AM Reply with quote
Location: Daly City, CA

The white sheets and wall reference Archie's virginal status. His mom and dad inspect his pure, white sheets each morning for tell-tale semen stains. The lamp shining on him is actually an infrared lamp.

When Archie gets his own apartment, he'll be using yellow sheets for sure.

Dee Funkt
Posted: 1/22/2009 at 6:29 AM Reply with quote

He's not wearing socks. He has them stuffed into his pants for "enhancement".

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