Dammit, Music Business. KNOCK IT OFF!

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, January 27, 2009 at 12:24 PM EST
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This Kat has more than 9 lives... won't someone just put her out of her misery? After so many failed attempts at a career that she makes Carly Smithson look successful, Katharine McPhee still won't go away. This time, she is now signed to Verve Records, a jazz label. What are they going to do, put out a jazz version of Open Toes? Seriously, let her career die. No one wants to hear her, and Von Smith has now replaced her as the new Queen of Melisma.


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tringle3
Posted: 1/27/2009 at 12:38 PM Reply with quote
Location: Piketon, Ohio

I was a fan of Katherine McPhee while she was on the show but her songs are lame. She has talent. Hopefully this will be the kind of music she is good at singing.

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TheMuffinMan
Posted: 1/27/2009 at 4:13 PM Reply with quote
Location: Michigan

She has a good enough voice but there's only one problem: No one cares about her!

Her album was crap with its generic sound and shitty lyrics (she can thank Kara DioGaurdi for practically all of them). In addition to that, she just wasn't very memorable. If she wasn't still getting so many second chances (by this time, she probably has had about ten of them), I would have forgotten that she even exists. It's time for her to fade into obscurity for real.
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RaptorJesus69
Posted: 1/27/2009 at 4:34 PM Reply with quote
Friend of VFTW Location: I am dead now.

I loved her too. But she sucks. Besides she was pretty annoying.

The worst things happened when her songs invaded my radio stations. Damn this woman.

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Papayafan
Posted: 1/28/2009 at 2:53 AM Reply with quote

A KatPee jazz CD seems like a tough sell in a weak economy, especially now that AI is loading this season up with a bunch of KatPee look and sound alikes, further reducing her tard base. Her crappy version of that song for her movie did make the ten crappiest songs of 2008, so I guess she has has a little success.
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Spindoc
Posted: 1/28/2009 at 4:26 AM Reply with quote
Location: Washington, DC

Great, Music to Yawn by.
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standalone
Posted: 1/28/2009 at 8:07 AM Reply with quote
Location: in a pile of chocolate chip cookies

Her only memorable performance was OTR.

Along comes Stoner boi... with his uke version

and KatPee's rolling on the floor version is forgotten.

I laugh at KatPee.
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TheDancingCookie
Posted: 1/28/2009 at 8:52 AM Reply with quote
Location: The Isle of Hate

I always hated that slutty pic from her album.

I love you Kat. But stop singing shitty songs.
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