Mail Bag Update 1/31/09

Posted by thefunnystone on Saturday, January 31, 2009 at 3:10 PM EST
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I personally don't know Jackie Midkiff and I'm sure that you don't either. In fact I'm willing to bet that you haven't even heard him sing. Regardless, you are entitled to your opinion but when you start making foolish remarks about people that you have no idea about or their character (I'm talking about Danielle) then you only show your ignorance and make yourself look foolish. Danielle is my friend and probably one of the most well liked and respected people that I knowand an outstanding Christian. She too is entitled to her opinion and just because you don't agree with her does not give you the right to say what you said. If you have any kind of credibility at all, you will post an apology but I won't hold my breath. I am going to vote for Jackie and/or any other fellow believer on idol for as long they last.

-Kevin


It surprises many while watching shows like American Idol how some contestants could possibly make it to the actual televised tryout.  However, being a seasoned veteran of the Music and Television Industry, I know that the show is just about ratings and that they are sculpting the perfect Prime Time fiasco.  For example, the untalented singers never make it past the initial gatekeeper, nor do overly talented singers.  They just seek "average" vocalists who can grow with the show.  However, to achieve notariety, the clown-type singers are allowed through all of the gatekeepers to eventually perform for the judges, as well as all of America and beyond.

These are the type of people that "normal" affluent citizens can't even imagine really exist.  Hence, this club of clowns includes you people at "votefortheworst.com" as well.  Your antics and blatant lack of purpose in life are not only amusing, but pathetic.  Even the comicly horrible singers on American Idol, who are only allowed to perform to achieve network ratings, have more of a purpose in life than you do.  They are attempting to achieve something greater than themselves.  Sadly, all that any of your small audience will ever glean from your existence are poor character flaws and traits that will inevitiably be swallowed up by the fiery abyss known as Hell.

Words and time are both precious as gold.  I know this because it is written that we are responsible for the idleness of our words and will be judged by all of them including nonchalance.  That being said, I will spend my time on more constructive things than speaking to fools, and you can more carefully examine the spew that vomits from your tongue.

So the next time you want to ridicule Jackie Midkiff, Danielle or any other innocent citizen of our great country, I leave you with this:

Do not accuse a man for no reason— when he has done you no harm. Proverbs 3:30

Sadly, you will not understand or receive this instruction, because:

The natural man receives not the things of the Spirit of God: for they are foolishness to him: neither can he know them, because they are spiritually discerned. 1 Corinthians 2:14.

Which unfortunately means:

Therefore disaster will overtake him in an instant; he will suddenly be destroyed—without remedy. Proverbs 6:15

Post Script:  I do not know Jackie Midkiff, nor do I even listen to the type of music that he sings, but I do know that it's people like him who make this country both loved and hated by other nations.  Some nations want to be like Jackie and to have his ability to dream as well as belong to a country that allows opportunity to pursue that dream.  Other countries want to kill Jackie because he stands for everything that they despise.....free will, hope, and ability.  That being said, we all see the type of country that votefortheworst.com belongs.  And it isn't the country for which American Idol drew its namesake.

-Andrew


This is a horrible website. I mean, when it started, I'm pretty sure everyone was amused (but also pissed because their favorites got voted off) that you actually did put the people who sucked and couldn't sing even if their life depended on it. But as the years went on, VFTW became immature by putting the people who can sing on this webiste and by also adding other shows to make fun of. I personally love American Idol (like many others around the world) and was extremely angery when you started putting good people on this site. I mean, I was greatful that people would then vote for them even if they didn't like them, but I was so mad that you thought that they sucked and convinced people of that too. And then you just started insulting everyone on the shows, even if they were talented and wonderful and didn't suck cow utter (like the assholes who thought they did). Now that, that pissed me off. And what really put me off the edge was when you started making fun of David Cook and David Archuleta. I personally liked David Cook better, but David Archuleta still had some talent. But that wasn't what drove me to make a patission to get you off the web was when you said David Cook was out of shape. He has guns (as in muscles) and abs that are huge. So shut up just because you can't be as hot and smexy and strong as David Cook and you just want to make him look bad because you feel bad for yourself. I'd like to see you get into that shape and also be able to sing and play sports and should be (well according to the people I know) in People magazines "Sexiest Men Alive", near the top with Robert Pattinson. So get a life just because you can be extremely talented and be a nice person (Simon said that, so obviously its true and means so much). Just because the only thing YOU can do is whine and complain about the extremely talented people in this world because you want to be them so badly and you secretly idolize them but you're just to damn fricking stubborn to admit that you do, doesn't mean that you put them down and insult them. JUST GET A LIFE PERSON WHO CREATED THIS SIGHT (I'm sorry, I don't know your name)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-Megan


You sure put out a bunch of crap.

-Linda


Hey I was just emailing about the Top 36, so great Anoop, Von and Adam are in. Love them all. Can't say the same about Joanna but anyway I know you focus on the worst but please tell is there anyway that Arianna could be mixed up with Felicia Barton!? Cause they both sang put your records on for their audition and could Jessica Langseth be Jessica Furney? Cause on your site and JP they both say Felicia's in the top 36, then not! Same with Jessica. I think it's a rarity to find natural talents that aren't crappy plants like Joanna Pacitti.

Please let me know if you know for sure that their out or maybe a possibility there still in it, thank you, love the site! And go VFTW!

-Jason


hey... question: if you all hate American Idol so much why bother watching it? if you think its such a disgrace of tv then just dont watch it. not that hard. just because you all arent fans doesnt mean that you have to ruin it for us. and the thing is that you all barely do anything. you actully kinda help it since you watch it and give it good ratings. and you all are like obsessed with it... seriously no one cares about sanjaya whoever. that was funny for about 2 months. yet you all are still reporting on his lame album which about 20 people will buy. so actully you all are the most obsessed people that watch american idol. and you dont do your job. more people watch it because of you. so in a way american idol should really thank you.

-Cameron


Please just delete me you fucking cunt. I thought that lame internet cliques died out in 1999, but good job keeping it real. Can't wait until you go up to the last episode and then immediately try to pick who you think will win, so that you can claim it was some Worster victory (even though all of your pics will get voted off in short order like they always do throughout the year).

-FATSEXY


You ARE A BUNCH OF JEALOUS ASSHOLES. LOOK FUCKERS, DAVID ARCHULETAS ALBUM IS DOING GOOD YOU DIPSHITS. ITS #11, WHICH IS STILL VERY GOOD. HE IS DOING A LOT BETETR THAN YOU FUCKERS WHO SIT AT HOME ON YOUR FAT ASSES AND DO A WEB SITE HATING ON SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE. YOU JEALOUS FUCKING LOSERS, GO SUCK YOUR MOMS DICK YOU FUCKING IDIOTS. ARCHULETA IS DOING JUST FINE, HOWEVER ALL YOUR FUCKTARDS LIKE PHIL STACEY AND KRISTY LEE COOK CANT EVEN GET A SINGLE IN TOP 10, AND THAT DIPSHIT PHIL STACEY IS DROPPED. YOU FUCKERS SUCK HAHA LOSERS. GO BLOW YOUR MOM NOW BITCHES. I'D LOVE TO SEE YOU STUPID FUCKS BE #11 ON BILLBOARD, OH YEAH BUT YOU CANT BECAUSE YOUR UNTALENTED ASSHOLES WHO MAKE A SITE HATING ON SUCCESSFUL PEOPLE. FUCKING LOSER BITCHES GO BACK TO YOUR DOUBLEWIDE

-Frederick


I checked out your web site and I have a couple of questions.   First you say you are not mean spirited people, but if you look at your participants, they choose to assault contestants for the way they look, which is very mean spirited.  You try and keep the worst contestant on longer, thereby knocking off talented people i.e. Michael Johns, who may have come in second or third and been able to make it in the music business.  I agree that the producers take things too far and that is just to get people to watch.  There are a lot of sick people in this world who feed off the wounds of others.  If you think your site is not mean spirited, you should check in to the message boards more often.  It seems like that is all you have as members.

-Jamie


As I was watching Idol last night, my wife and I couldn't help but notice that every time someone had a "Sob Story," it meant that s/he would be going to Hollywood.  Come on!  There is not the slightest doubt in my mind that for each of the ones they featured, there were tens, if not hundreds, of others with equally tearful stories who never made it before Dawg, Cougar, Drunk, and Cold.  It's not so much the stories themselves that I object to (even if they were done ad nauseum), it's the fact that Idol seems to be telling potential contestants "Your sad story is your ticket to Hollywood."  Just once I'd like to see someone with a tragic story leave the room after being rejected, but with his/her head held high saying "I know that Mom/Dad/Grandma/Bob is proud of me for doing my best."  At least that would be (more) realistic.

-J.R.


Start pushing this guy...NOW! It's a Mortal LOCK..............

The Blind Guy!

Past season contestants that were promoted by Fox and 19 Management include a unwed poverty ridden black Mother, a gay nerdy special education teacher, an obese Black man, a Grey haired middle aged looking white guy, a pseudo shouting rock star wannabee, a Texas Diner waitress, and in the spirit of Barrack Obama, a 16 year old bi-racial teenager. This is so easy that I'm almost ashamed to predict this....but Fox's 19 Management team is going to shamelessly promote this Politically Correct, the handicapable, feel good story for season 8........

And, One of Your two AI 09' Finalist's ...... It's a Mortal LOCK..............Voter's love handicapped people

The Blind Guy

-Frank

Smartie
Posted: 1/31/2009 at 3:21 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Oh Andrew, you sound hot. Do you have flabby guns like David Cook? Call me!

Frederick, I feel you're trying to tell me something....

Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 1/31/2009 at 3:22 PM Reply with quote
Pimps Up, Hoes Down Location: holed up in the compound

Megan wrote "...what drove me to make a patission to get you off the web"

What is a "patission"?

Fredrick wrote "GO SUCK YOUR MOMS DICK" and "GO BLOW YOUR MOM NOW BITCHES."

uh, Fredrick you know moms don't have dicks right? So if you mom has a cock, she ain't you real mom.

Kazyan
Posted: 1/31/2009 at 3:27 PM Reply with quote
Location: Nowhere

Because we're still getting Archtard mail. STILL.

meintx
Posted: 1/31/2009 at 3:43 PM Reply with quote
Lawler for the Rederal Crimes Unit Location: Enforced Isolation

Andrew...wow...that's a lot of time and effort you put into blasting something so "pathetic."

But, you forgot the most important one....

Matthew 7:1, "Judge not that ye be not judged."

Hmm.................

Moxie
Posted: 1/31/2009 at 4:35 PM Reply with quote
Location: In the icebox.

I like Megan! I'm going to start a petition (that's how you spell it dear) to ask her to invent new words for us on a regular basis. My vocabulary needs some expanding, and it might as well be with thought-provoking new words like "smexy". Is that a cross between smug and sexy? Or maybe smut and apoplexy? There are so many options. You go girl!

well im pissed off
Posted: 1/31/2009 at 4:48 PM Reply with quote
You Bastards Location: The Wetlands

Smartie, backoff, Andrew is mine. I just can't resist long love letters with Post Scripts. Andrew, you want to get a cup of coffee?

woodrow12
Posted: 2/1/2009 at 1:15 PM Reply with quote
Location: Principal's office

Season 8 mailbag has begun! Yippee! I love the reading what the crazy people are writing: I found the one that threaten by quoting scripture a hoot! I was disappointed that she did not try to smote us. Mailbag brightens my day. I been on the site for a couple of years but rarely post: my humor and sarcasm can be lacking, but I have to ask: Scott Baio where are you? I need your sarcasm -I need your commentary and humor. Your comments are always so eloquent.

Love,

Your House Srau fan who is a true worster down deep in my soccer mom heart.

TheDancingCookie
Posted: 2/1/2009 at 4:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: The Isle of Hate

"Danielle is my friend and probably one of the most well liked and respected people that I knowand an outstanding Christian." Kevin

Hi Kevin! How does one become an outstanding Christian? Is there a course I can do or is it simply assessed on church attendance?

And Megan - I gotta give props for that great new word to add to my vocab - namely 'smexy'. I'm going to use it as an adjective meaning 'having sex appeal despite carrying a few pounds'. Eg. 'That Matt Breitzke sure is smexy.' Mmmm, Matt Bretizke...

Atropine
Posted: 2/1/2009 at 5:04 PM Reply with quote
Location: Indiana

After lurking for a couple of years, I finally made an account. What compelled me to do so? Well, Megan, of course!

Smexy... I think it is a mix between smegma and sexy. So now we know what makes her tick (not that any of us really wanted to know, but it could explain a lot).

;)

runuts251
Posted: 2/2/2009 at 3:01 AM Reply with quote

Oh mailbag, glorious mail bag. I have missed you!

Frederick, stop beating around the bush and tell us what's on your mind.

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