Mail Bag Update 2/12/09

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, February 12, 2009 at 2:52 PM EST
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You freaken idiots ! Kriten McNamara was on Nasville Star ! She is not one of the worst. You jack 0f-s need to get a life , you have had no impact on American Idol. Why dont you idiots try and ruin black history month. You idiots are laughable. The thing about it , you gutless scums never have the guts to answer.

-ChiStormSoccer


You know what, fuck it... Just wanted to say that your forum has gone downhill.   It's a shame.   You have had a real lousy run since Sanjaya got the boot.   Actually, IMHO, the A.I. brass was just fucking with your site.   They banned Antonella and Man Bear Pig just to show your who was boss.

With the new top 36 format you are powerless to tweak the top 12.   The people posting on your forum are just drunken, drugged out,  bitter, pathetic losers.   Some are cool, and I don't know why they bother.   I don't know why I did.  Well, I wanted to infultrate and piss people off.   I used a fuck you avatar and basically that was a fuck you to your site.    Dave, you're not a bad guy.   I get what you're trying to do.   But since you let the Asshole patrol infultrate your site it's gone downhill.    Your new mods are doing a shitty job.   You should be more pro-active on your site.   You already have one Deb, and the others are just tying to out bitch her.  They can't.   It makes the site a miserable place.  Good luck to you, but your site blows.   

-Mike


I haven't been in that comment yet and you fuckin kick  me out after you haven't met me yet you dunb ass,here this is for you shit ass......

-Denise


Deb,

What kind of credentials do YOU self-righteous, chronically bored losers have that afford you this supposed upper hand in judgment that you THINK you have??? Posting useless drivel on a hate site, ridiculing and denigrating people whose shoes you couldn't even shine? LMAO and I'm the "tard"?

Carrie continues to rack up prestigious awards and unprecedented critical acclaim while you and all of your little VFTW buddies sit in front of a computer screen 24/7, trying to punch holes in everything she does.

and LOL @ you banning me. why? because I served as a sort of link between the REAL WORLD and the alternate universe that a bunch of faux high-brow, elitist, jealousy-ridden, low-life idiots have constructed for themselves? Ahh, that makes sense.

Take care, you raging stupid cunt. Get a life while you're at it! I'm sure you're some overweight, bed-bound, sexually-repressed, strap on-wielding dyke who's still living off her parents' money. You're a waste of sperm and egg...ALL of you on this site collectively could serve as the poster-child of abortion.

-Moonstruck


DEB! WILL SHE MARRY ME?!?!?!

-Matthew


Hey to Vote for the Worst,

I have to tell you I LOVE the site and I vote often!  When I saw one of the contestants this year had made it to Hollywood I had to write in to tell you that "special friend Danny" is one STRANGE dude.  We went to the church he attends for a SHORT time.  My brother knows him well.  He goes to one of thos goofy word of faith, name it and claim it churches.  When his wife died there was a whole "let's go to the grave yard and raise her from the dead" outing.  VERY STRANGE.  Just thought you should know.  The only good thing about it is that maybe he'll bring his goofy church into one of the sappy back stories they do.  As for his "special friend' well, the guy I work with claims to know him from a local watering hole in milwaukee and he claims he is "special".  This should be a FUN season.

-Scotty


Yes, I know about Jackie Lee Midkiff. He is one of my closest friends, NO NO NO he did not leak any info about anything. He held off telling anyone that he even made it on IDOL until the show aired on the Louisville auditions, so if he waited that LONG THEN why would he say anything now. SO NO HE DID NOT LEAK A THING.

-Tnladyrider


I actually have quite a bit of information on Jackie Midkiff because he is in my grade at my school. Things you should know:

1. He is not gay. He has a very pretty girlfriend who he has been dating for almost a year.

2. His father is a preacher. (hints Danielle's myspace post)

3. He is not a country singer. He simply sang a country song for his audition.

4. He is one of the nicest, sweetest people i know.

I'm not sure how you can vote him "the worst" because not one of his auditions has been on TV. I guess you make shit up for fun, probably because you have NO life lol. So you try to be interesting by cutting people on American Idol down. Wow i am so impressed by you!

-Jasmyn


For the record, I also made it through the opening 3 rounds of American Idol and knew several others who made it past the initial cattle call in Charleston last year. Literally EVERYONE who gets through the first round and becomes the 125 out of the initial thousands that first audition at the different cities tells their friends and family the instant they get through. If they don’t, the people with them tells everyone…so lay off of Jackie for being excited. He didn’t do anything any different than anyone else.

To those that bash people because they have a relationship with God and not the trendy social cause of the minute being sold by various celebrities and political figures: Start treating Christians with the same respect that you insist the rest of the world give you- sensitivity and political correctness are not double standards.

Just because Christians don’t believe in things you want to examine doesn’t give you the right to call them names and slam them. If Jackie or his supporters were being made fun of because they were black or gay, the whole world would explode, but because this person is a Christian IT MUST BE OKAY! SHE’S JUST A STUPID CHRISTIAN, SO WE CAN DO AND SAY WHAT EVER WE WANT WITHOUT ANY CONSEQUENCES! STUPID CHRISTIANS! Who would want what they have to offer? Peace, love, eternal life and salvation all completely free and served up as a gift to all those that are willing to accept it, why would anyone want that?

Hang in there Jackie. Good luck and God bless.

-Todd


You would not say stuff like that about him if you knew him, shame on you.

-Hillary


i just wanted to comment on something said earlier back about jackie.i think this attack shows that of an insecure individual. this comment had no point to it. It's just slander.

-Jesus4all



So last year, I think shortly after the top 12 were determined, Idol started using a new opening trailer thing (you know - the sucky music and the guy and girl walking out on stage with screens of past winners in the background).  I swear, from the first time I saw it I thought, "Woah - how come Carly and Archuleta are in the opening trailer?  Is that a subliminal attempt to sway the vote?"

But seriously - do those to people look like Carly and Gaspy to anyone else but me?  I don't recall ever seeing mention of it on VFTW, and it certainly seems like something you guys would point out, so maybe I'm just hallucinating.

At any rate - I'm now wondering if they'll unveil a new opening trailer this season after the top 12 is picked, and if it will resemble the person/people the producers most want to win.

-Anna


Hello American Idol, we are Anonymous. Over the years, we have been watching you. Your campaigns of audience manipulation; your suppression of Jamar talent; your sing-off contentious nature, all these things have caught our eye.

With the leakage of your Season 8 semifinalists, the extent of your malign influence over those who trust you, who call you pop cultural leader, has been made clear to us. Anonymous has therefore decided that your production should be destroyed.

We cannot die; we are forever. You cannot hide; we are everywhere in your auditions. If you want another name for your opponent, then call us Legion, for we are many.

We acknowledge you as a serious opponent, even one who can spot our stealth suppressive Frankie "visualize success" Jourdan. We are prepared for a long campaign. You will not prevail against all our suppressive persons in the top 36. Our Nathaniel kept his headbands on, his pants up, and his wits together--in that order and enough to take away another's dream while crying that he did not wish to. The depth of his suppressive nature is impressive even to us. We further applaud the elimination of a nameless blond shampoo commercial at the hands of our Kristin "poison everyone I touch" McNamara.

Yet for all that we are not as monstrous as you are; still our methods are a parallel to your own. We congratulate Nick/Norman on his shark-jumping strategy to be co-opted by your producers. Just before a bubble bursts, investors deepen their positions with irrational exuberance even while they self-consciously admit that what they're doing is a joke. Producers think they can mainstream the Gentle parody and indeed he may be bought into not burning down the Kodak. He is certainly a bellwether regardless. Your methods, hypocrisy, and the artlessness of your television have sounded its death knell.

Gradually as we merge our pulse with that of your show, the suppression of your followers will become increasingly difficult to maintain.

We have selected Tatiana as the autodialer candidate of choice at votefortheworst.

Phone calls are free. We are Anonymous. We do not forgive. We do not forget. Expect us.

-Anonymous

smarterthanpickler
Posted: 2/12/2009 at 3:01 PM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: In your head

All of you Jackie Midkiff friends and family are a bunch of preachy, long-winded bitches.

Smartie
Posted: 2/12/2009 at 3:02 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

<i>Hey to Vote for the Worst,

I have to tell you I LOVE the site and I vote often! When I saw one of the contestants this year had made it to Hollywood I had to write in to tell you that "special friend Danny" is one STRANGE dude. We went to the church he attends for a SHORT time. My brother knows him well. He goes to one of thos goofy word of faith, name it and claim it churches. When his wife died there was a whole "let's go to the grave yard and raise her from the dead" outing. VERY STRANGE. Just thought you should know. The only good thing about it is that maybe he'll bring his goofy church into one of the sappy back stories they do. As for his "special friend' well, the guy I work with claims to know him from a local watering hole in milwaukee and he claims he is "special". This should be a FUN season.

-Scotty</i>

Oooohhh reaaaallllly? Raise the dead you say? Tell me more!

NewAgeYankee
Posted: 2/12/2009 at 3:08 PM Reply with quote
Location: London Ontario Canada

Long Time lurker and just got an account. I'm surprised the fraus aren't sending crazy hate mail yet. Maybe next week when we hopefully get our pick through to the Top 12.

BeckEye
Posted: 2/12/2009 at 3:10 PM Reply with quote
Madame Glambert Location: Blown out da box

I've always wanted to try to ruin Black History Month, because it's also my birthday month, and I don't like anyone stealing my thunder.

Hey, Moonstruck! Snap out of it!

(Couldn't pass that one up.)

But really, you can't comment about other peoples' "self-righteousness" without coming off as a self-righteous ass yourself. I've seen many try. But it can't be done.

Smartie
Posted: 2/12/2009 at 3:57 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Yankee, how many accounts are you going to create, you moron? 10? 20?

SPOON
Posted: 2/12/2009 at 4:18 PM Reply with quote
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<em>You freaken idiots ! Kriten McNamara was on Nasville Star ! She is not

one of the worst. You jack 0f-s need to get a life , you have had no

impact on American Idol. Why dont you idiots try and ruin black history

month. You idiots are laughable. The thing about it , you gutless scums

never have the guts to answer. <br />

-ChiStormSoccer

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Okay ChiStormSoccer, 

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I would answer but you didn't ask a question!  You know, there is just no pleasing some people.  Sheesh!

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PS&;gt; Nashville Star didn't like Kristen either.  Just sayin...  :rollseyes

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Knative07
Posted: 2/12/2009 at 4:33 PM Reply with quote

Who the fuck is Jackie Lee Midkiff?

bored2damax
Posted: 2/12/2009 at 6:01 PM Reply with quote

Hey just got an account. Long time AI Fan but I really hate how they have been putting plants. Its turning more into American Idol Hasbeens.

lina1611
Posted: 2/12/2009 at 6:02 PM Reply with quote
Location: in my laywer's office, getting ready to suew!

Shouldn't Anonymous be trying to fuck with Tom Cruise and the other cult members?

BeckEye
Posted: 2/12/2009 at 6:26 PM Reply with quote
Madame Glambert Location: Blown out da box

Quite the sudden influx of "long-time listener, first-time caller" type responses 'round these parts.

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