Joanna Pacitti Even Fails In a Bikini

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, February 13, 2009 at 3:14 PM EST
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The New York Post found pictures of American Idol failure Joanna Pacitti in her bikini. The pictures were apparently taken for a Brazillian bikini line last October... which is after she tried out for American Idol and complained how she never gets a chance. And just like everything Joanna has done, these pictures are lame. So now she's stealing Bikini Girl and Casey Carlson's shticks? This won't buy her any more fame, it'll just make a few 7th graders excited.

skankytatangel
Posted: 2/13/2009 at 3:56 PM Reply with quote
Location: Baton Rouge

Joanna has been disqualified from the swimsuit and talent portions of the Miss American Idol Pagent, she will now move on to Miss Nude World....

strawman
Posted: 2/13/2009 at 3:57 PM Reply with quote
Location: not kansas

So are you writing headlines for the NYPost now? e.g.

'Ringer' Gets the Boot

Clarkson's New Single Doesn't Suck

'American Idol': The Freak Show

matkojapan
Posted: 2/13/2009 at 4:06 PM Reply with quote

I wonder if her Annie settlement paid for those boobs

singingrose
Posted: 2/13/2009 at 4:08 PM Reply with quote
Location: Merced, CA

What boobs?

Analog_Kid
Posted: 2/13/2009 at 5:11 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

>What boobs?

Ha ha. I honestly see 10 times better on the beaches of Chicago in the summer.

smakkkdown
Posted: 2/13/2009 at 5:46 PM Reply with quote

i'd take her home from a bar, but would dread when she sayin " ooh god og..., i forgot the words, but i used to do this professionally, can i just mumble through the rest" part

matkojapan
Posted: 2/13/2009 at 5:57 PM Reply with quote

I live in Japan so they are big for me!

I guess her settlement was slightly less than 50 million.

rosiekins
Posted: 2/13/2009 at 6:18 PM Reply with quote
Location: Earth

She tries too hard.

Smartie
Posted: 2/13/2009 at 6:50 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Tranny

Cbusnative
Posted: 2/14/2009 at 2:46 AM Reply with quote

"Ooh, look at the buns on that one."

"Yeah. He must work out."

-Harry and Lloyd, Dumb and Dumber

Honestly, I don't think she looks too bad in a bikini, but Casey Carlson is clobbering her in the bikini competition. How's that for alliteration!

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