The Tatiana Haters Are Funnier than the Mail Bag

Posted by thefunnystone on Friday, February 13, 2009 at 5:50 PM EST
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Idiots who hate Tatiana are actually really funny, because they cannot see how awesome she is. This seems to make them incomprehensibly stupid. We're finding gems all over the internet. This time, the Tatiana hate under her top 36 picture on AmericanIdol.com is featured. Click read more to see them all, enjoy, and make sure to support Tatiana!

"yeah!!!!!!!!!! I also hate tatiana so much!!!!!!!!!!!! she's so annoing!!!!!!!! hate every performance that she did in hollywood week!!!!!!!! you suck tatiana!!!!!!!!! i hope you get eliminated on the first battle of top 36!!!!!!!!!!! blehhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P" -Brokenme14@gmail .com

"If this girl gets past top 36 I will shoot myself...ok maybe I won't shoot myself but I will definitely do something really really bad!" -i_am_the_next_american_idol

"Why the Bloody Hell is she even on here? She couldn't carry a tune to save her own life, and Can you say DRAMA QUEEN???????? OOOOOOOOOOOOOmigod!!!! And is there such a thing a a laugh transplant? She really frickin needs one, and her blood cruddling sqeals & Acting like she's on Drgs all the time bugs me! Go Home, Tatiyana...Go Home where the little green men live! Your spaceship has landed! LOL!!!"  -im_a_ghost82

"Come on girl watch your self on TV like OMG chill out!!!!!!!!!! American does not want a crazzzzzzzy Idol so eather stop or be ready to go home. The only reason you are still here is because you do have a good voice,dont let every thing else be the rason youdont make it." -Lovely09

"Thank God for the DVR. I can fastforward through the commercials and this gal's shrieking (both on and off the stage.) Of course, the more quickly she gets eliminated, the less I have to miss of the show. Hopefully America will be merciful and vote "Tatiannoying" (I love that lol) off the first show. I agree with Myndrunner. A VH1 reality show is perfect for her. Then I know I won't be seeing her ever again." 

-Dale

"I seriously cant get over the fact that they put her through! Its practically encouraging others who may audition next year that even if you suck at singing crying like a big baby will put you through, which is very good for the judges considering they have to deal with it! Obviously Simon really doesn't like her, and I'm sure Paula feels sorry for her. And its beyond me how she thinks she's wonderful and doesn't notice how annoying and self centered she really is! I mean has she ever watched one of the clips of her crying or just talking and being extremely annoying?? I will seriously have a celebration when she gets kicked off this show, she's going to ruin it and nobody will wanna watch it anymore" -Xo1Hottie1oX

"I SWARE TO GOD, I HATE THIS GIRL! SHE IS THE QUINTESSENTIAL DRAMA QUEEN

FROM HELL. I WILL TURN OFF AMERICAN IDOL THIS YEAR IF I HAVE TO LISTEN TO HER GIGGLE FROM HELL, YELLING, NERVE WRACKING SQUEALING...IT JUST MAKES ME WANT TO JUMP THROUGH THE SCREEN AND CLAW HER FRIGGIN' EYES OUT. SHE HAS GOT TO GO. I WILL BE "TUNING OUT" WHENEVER SHE IS ON. I CANNOT TAKE IT! SOMEONE PLEASE GIVE THE GIRL A VALIUM OR B*TCH SLAP HER BEFORE SHE GOES ON CAMERA!" 

-stephdaniels1979


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matkojapan
Posted: 2/13/2009 at 6:07 PM Reply with quote

with the new format, it will be REALLY difficult for her to make the top 12.

too bad. The collective energy from all the spontaneous combustion generated from the haters if she makes it, would solve the worlds energy crisis!

So a vote for Tatty would save the world!!
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Smartie
Posted: 2/13/2009 at 6:50 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Tatiana is a goddess and needs our love and devotion
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JohnnyDrama
Posted: 2/13/2009 at 9:16 PM Reply with quote
PaPa Fuck B**bs Location: Locked in a thread! Get me out of here!!

Tatiana lays it all out there! The TARDS can not handle what is genuine. They'd rather march to the drum of a guy who exploits his dead wife; setting up web sites collecting cash in her name so he can afford to change the douche glasses he wears every time we see him screech! Where is the $$$ going for the Danny Glokey "Give me some cash for my dead wife fund" going?

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Master Blaster
Posted: 2/14/2009 at 1:44 AM Reply with quote
Location: Cleveland

She's a genuine BITCH and she'll be voted off early. Sanjaya was funny and entertaining. This woman is obnoxious. There is nothing likeable about her. Her 15 minutes will end very soon.
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NewAgeYankee
Posted: 2/14/2009 at 1:51 AM Reply with quote
Location: London Ontario Canada

Tards and Fraus are haters that cannot truly appreciate the greatness of Tatiana. I second that motion about Dead Wife Flogger pretty soon he'll be exploting the fraus lust and stupidity for money and free laptops like Beastie did with her first Cash-Ho. Wait it all makes sense Dead Wife bguy is really Beasties first illegiminate love child who she threw away when she thought he couldn't make her money but now that the rest of her brood has been epic failures she's exploiting him because Beasty is HONGRY!!!!
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strawman
Posted: 2/14/2009 at 2:15 AM Reply with quote
Location: not kansas

Quote master blaster:
She's a genuine BITCH and she'll be voted off early. Sanjaya was funny and entertaining. This woman is obnoxious. There is nothing likeable about her. Her 15 minutes will end very soon.
Oh, but she's our bitch. If she doesn't make the top 3 of group 1, wouldn't it be great if the judges put her through with the wildcard group? I know I'd love that!

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Lambert FTW
Posted: 2/14/2009 at 4:08 AM Reply with quote
Location: Sanjayaland

i would too! GO TATIANA!

now i am not much of an american idol fan as i used to be..so can someone please explain how to wildcard group works? i sort of remember it from season two but i kind of forgot the purpose of it.
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Analog_Kid
Posted: 2/14/2009 at 4:21 AM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

How dumb can people be? Most of what she does is obviously an act. Some of it is her natural self, but she ramps it up by orders of magnitude for the cameras. I'll takie her over someone like Pashitty any day-- the next time she says or does anything interesting will be the first.
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Analog_Kid
Posted: 2/14/2009 at 4:26 AM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

>please explain how to wildcard group works?

I believe the judges simply pick 3 contestants who they want to give a second chance. I think it can be anyone eliminated in the auditions or the top 36.
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Cyanide
Posted: 2/14/2009 at 5:13 AM Reply with quote
Machiavellian Temptress Gypsy

This makes me giggle and hug myself. Attention, stupid jackasses: IF YOU DON'T LIKE TATIANA, DON'T VOTE FOR HER.

I mean, do they think if they whine enough, the producers will take her off the show or something?

Basically all of these whiners are either admitting that the show is fixed or asking the producers to fix it, and should come the fuck over to VFTW or sit down and shut up.
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