Jordin Sparks at the 2009 NBA All Star Game

Posted by thefunnystone on Sunday, February 15, 2009 at 4:06 PM EST
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Well, she's wearing sleeves. But she still looks like shit. The buttons on that skirt are going to pop any minute. And did she have to end the National Anthem in such a terrible manner? (yes, the whole thing was terrible, but the end was especially so)


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ItsMeDeb
Posted: 2/15/2009 at 4:10 PM Reply with quote
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Moo Moo the Cow sounds HORRIBLE!

She should be banned from ever singing the National Anthem...for life!
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crazytom
Posted: 2/15/2009 at 4:15 PM Reply with quote
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Guess the only thing ex-idols can do for a living is sing the national anthem. Sigh.

Maybe Chris Brown threatened to bite her if she didn't sing that horrendously over the top?
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IdolBabylon
Posted: 2/15/2009 at 4:22 PM Reply with quote
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It sort of makes me glad to be Canadian.
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Insane
Posted: 2/15/2009 at 7:14 PM Reply with quote
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Holy crap! What did they use on her to make her make those noises? A cattle prod?

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Lambert FTW
Posted: 2/16/2009 at 2:38 AM Reply with quote
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looks AND sounds like shit.

congrats jordin.
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Lisa54
Posted: 2/16/2009 at 3:35 AM Reply with quote
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Jordin's rendition of the National Anthem was horrible! I think it is a beautiful song, and she just butchered it. I hope she never gets a chance to sing it again. It was embarrassing.
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AreTheySerious
Posted: 2/16/2009 at 4:07 AM Reply with quote
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Really the only reason this girl gets any gigs is because her daddy was a pro football player and because she sang a duet with Chris Brown (is that the right last name?). HE is what made that song popular. It's all so sad really. She is probably a nice girl, but her voice is just so mediocre.
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Minkus
Posted: 2/16/2009 at 11:34 AM Reply with quote
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I thought pencil skirts were supposed to make women look thinner... apparently not in her case.

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CaptainK
Posted: 2/16/2009 at 6:01 PM Reply with quote
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Classic Jordan. Looks awful, sounds even worse.
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Pieces_Of_Trash
Posted: 2/16/2009 at 8:29 PM Reply with quote
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Jorbacca is huge. Jorbacca could go toe to toe and one-on-one with Shaq.
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