That skirt makes it look like her ass is slowly devouring the rest of her body. Which it actually is, so maybe that was the point. Soon she will just be one giant ass, terrorizing the world with her goat-like fart-singing. In a desperate move, President Obama will dispatch the newly formed Anti-Ass Task Force (aka The ASS-assins, or ass-ASS-ins, or ASS-ASS-ins) to engage in a final, furious, no holds barred battle with the formidable Assbeast. In the end, its hugeness will prove to be too much for the Task Force, and the Assbeast will ultimately devour the world just as it devoured the rest of Jordin Sparks so many moons before.

Just kidding. I made that whole thing up. Sorry for scaring you. I do think her ass is eating her, though.

So, they couldn't get Jennifer Hudson...Sanjaya wasn't available?

But seriously folks, lay off on the fat jokes. It just makes you sound mean

The dress was not flattering and she can't sing. Compared to most people in this country, she is hardly fat.