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Scott Baio
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Posted: 2/15/2009 at 4:25 PM
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Yeah, someone should explain gravity to our friend Mr. Cook. While spitting liquid into the air may in fact make you look like an undeniable fucking rock god (look it up!), what goes up must invariably come down. Seriously, though, that spitting was pretty awesome! What's more metal than spitting? I'll go ahead and answer my own questions and say, "Nothing, that's what, sparky!" Slipping, however, is only metal if you slip on the blood of the live chicken whom you've just decapitated with your teeth. Or your own blood/vomit/urine. Anything else? Not metal. You're welcome.
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gsensel2006
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Posted: 2/15/2009 at 5:13 PM
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Location: Butler, MO
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Personally I did like him while he was on the show and "The Time of My Life," but I have not heard much if anything that I like out of him now. I tried to watch it all and couldn't stand it, so I'll just fast forward. Not bad but I was kind of hoping for a total face plant or similar.
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well im pissed off
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Posted: 2/15/2009 at 5:43 PM
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You Bastards
Location: The Wetlands
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The irascible Scott Baio. Bravo. *claps* Welcome to the new season.
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Lambert FTW
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Posted: 2/16/2009 at 2:36 AM
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Location: Sanjayaland
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what the hell happened to him? and are those leather pants?
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AreTheySerious
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Posted: 2/16/2009 at 4:02 AM
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Wait, I thought he was a big star now. Really, I did. What the fuck is he doing in Biloxi, MS? LOL
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the-nova-cat
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Posted: 2/16/2009 at 4:38 AM
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Location: Canada
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Starbuck
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Posted: 2/16/2009 at 5:43 AM
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Harbinger of Death
Location: Chatting with Bea Arthur via Oujia Board
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That was exquisite. <a href =http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X0m4VZUkbaw>But this will always be my favorite</a> 
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Professor Chan
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Posted: 2/16/2009 at 6:05 AM
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Location: Van Nuys
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<p> The water spitting was borrowed from wrestling.  So we know they get the WWE on David's tour bus/Rusty VW van.  What makes it wussy is that he wipes his mouth afterwards.  Excess spit is pretty rocking.  Also, I love his "How many school teachers do we have in the audience?"  How about... ALL! </p> <p> &;nbsp; </p> <p> --Chan </p>
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Analog_Kid
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Posted: 2/16/2009 at 6:53 AM
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Location: Middletown
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Serves him right for butchering a classic. He wouldn't make a pimple on David Lee's buttocks. Nice to see you back, Scott.I was starting to think you had been abducted by Gokey's cult or something. Let's get Tatatiana over the top.
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billsmith1977
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Posted: 2/16/2009 at 2:09 PM
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Location: Hollywood CA
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Let's just call it "Eating a cookie"?
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