David Archuleta Can't Stand to See or Hear Himself

Posted by thefunnystone on Monday, February 16, 2009 at 9:31 AM EST
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Well, that makes two of us. David Archuleta did an interview where he talked about his involvement with the Walt Disney World Waste of Time Idol Attraction. After being asked whether he's seen the footage, he says, "I hate seeing myself. I don't know, I'm just so weird-looking and I sound weird. Oh, I hate hearing myself. Like with the stuff on the album I kind of had to get the hang of so that's not as bad, but everything else - no! I can't stand it." This one is too easy. Although Gaspy is just clearly now hearing and seeing what we all had to suffer through during last season, it's a bit pathetic that the kid puts himself down in an interview. But hey, if it stops him from recording any more music, maybe this is a good thing. Jeez, Gaspy, get some self-esteem!

rosiekins
Posted: 2/16/2009 at 9:49 AM Reply with quote
Location: Earth

That honestly makes me feel bad for him. Someone get that kid some therapy!

enternamehere
Posted: 2/16/2009 at 9:54 AM Reply with quote
Location: Small Town Hell

Recall the video where a radio dj played a joke on him and played back him singing I'm Yours and he spazzed and threw the headphones as soon as he heard his own voice. This aspect of him has made for many entertaining clips whenever anyone shows a video clip or plays a sound clip of him in his presence.

I never vote
Posted: 2/16/2009 at 10:23 AM Reply with quote
Banned Location: Fucktardville, USA

It's not uncommon for performers to not like to watch themselves.

OTOH I like to watch my home video performances. LOL

Minkus
Posted: 2/16/2009 at 11:28 AM Reply with quote
Location: Mars

Talk about insecurity. Poor kid.

But if he really thought he was that bad, why would he have put himself through Idol for all those months?

fitchstudboy
Posted: 2/16/2009 at 11:52 AM Reply with quote
Location: san diego

I think papa archuleta is to blame for gaspy's self loathing. the boy needs counseling for the years of put downs and his father needs jail time for psychological abuse.

badmammerjammer
Posted: 2/16/2009 at 11:58 AM Reply with quote
Location: LETS GO PENS

Great, that makes two of us then. I can't stand to look at him or hear him either.

Scott Baio
Posted: 2/16/2009 at 3:20 PM Reply with quote

Jeez, those people over at the Press Association are so dishonest! Seriously, they need to take a course in ethics in journalism. That interview was obviously heavily edited. here, as a result of my tireless internet sleuthing, is the entire, unabridged interview:

David Archuleta: Oh, I hate hearing myself. Like with the stuff on the album I kind of had to get the hang of so that's not as bad, but everything else - no! I can't stand it!

*CRACK*

Ow! Daddy, not the whip again! I didn't mean it!

*CRACK*

No! Stop, daddy, you're hurting me!

*CRACK*

I love my singing! I am the best singer in the the whole world! And I'm beautiful to look at, and girls (*shiver*) love me! Hooray for girls! I can't wait to marry one and have her do weird things to my naughty bits!

Jeff Archuleta: That's better. See? He's just a normal kid, chock full of normal urges and a completely normal and healthy self image!

David Archuleta: [cowering in the corner] Gosh! (*wheeze*) Daddy, I think I made a whiz in my pants...

*CRACK*

Ow! Now I made a poopy!

*CRACK*

I mean, I'm a big boy, and I know how to use the potty like a big boy should! I've never soiled myself in my life! And chicks dig me!

Jeff Archuleta: That's my boy!

*CRACK*

arkguy
Posted: 2/17/2009 at 3:43 AM Reply with quote

Get off of David! If you don't like him or don't want to hear him sing turn the channel! It sound like some of ya are jealous.

magooschmooz
Posted: 2/17/2009 at 3:54 AM Reply with quote
Location: Memphis, TN

Like I said, An, "E True Hollywood Story" in the making..............

Denim
Posted: 2/21/2009 at 3:46 PM Reply with quote

that makes all of us, his voice is annoying and how the hell he made it to top 2 again? I wonder if his dad forgotten about that or is still torturing the poor kid? What a douche. Gaspy needs some plastic surgery and some serious therapy.

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