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Jeez, those people over at the Press Association are so dishonest! Seriously, they need to take a course in ethics in journalism. That interview was obviously heavily edited. here, as a result of my tireless internet sleuthing, is the entire, unabridged interview: David Archuleta: Oh, I hate hearing myself. Like with the stuff on the album I kind of had to get the hang of so that's not as bad, but everything else - no! I can't stand it! *CRACK* Ow! Daddy, not the whip again! I didn't mean it! *CRACK* No! Stop, daddy, you're hurting me! *CRACK* I love my singing! I am the best singer in the the whole world! And I'm beautiful to look at, and girls (*shiver*) love me! Hooray for girls! I can't wait to marry one and have her do weird things to my naughty bits! Jeff Archuleta: That's better. See? He's just a normal kid, chock full of normal urges and a completely normal and healthy self image! David Archuleta: [cowering in the corner] Gosh! (*wheeze*) Daddy, I think I made a whiz in my pants... *CRACK* Ow! Now I made a poopy! *CRACK* I mean, I'm a big boy, and I know how to use the potty like a big boy should! I've never soiled myself in my life! And chicks dig me! Jeff Archuleta: That's my boy! *CRACK*
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