Constantine Maroulis Plays a Free Library Show

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, February 17, 2009 at 1:58 AM EST
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It's as tragic as it sounds! Idletard has a video up of Constantcrap playing a free show at the Toms River, NJ Library. So many easy jokes. But the best part is that the crowd is full of the 10-20 frauen who still find him interesting... and that's it. Maybe he can clean their dentures when the show's over?


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well im pissed off
Posted: 2/17/2009 at 2:02 AM Reply with quote
You Bastards Location: The Wetlands

Barf
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spongegator
Posted: 2/17/2009 at 2:09 AM Reply with quote

WHAT! I'm from right around Toms River, I can't believe I didn't know this, I would've sent my friends to throw shit at him. Damn me being overseas...
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tantrum
Posted: 2/17/2009 at 2:34 AM Reply with quote
Location: WV

The husbands of these frauen should be upset that they are wasting money (at least for transpo) IN THIS ECONOMY for this crap.

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God Bless The Chile
Posted: 2/17/2009 at 3:24 AM Reply with quote
Location: Newfoundland

Wow. He's like a real life unfunny and unlikable version of Flight of the Concords.

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Aggrieved
Posted: 2/17/2009 at 4:21 AM Reply with quote
Location: Flying the coop

Looking at the audience... are we absolutely sure this was taped at a library and not a retirement community?
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Slacking
Posted: 2/17/2009 at 6:13 AM Reply with quote
Administrator Location: Los Estados Unidos

If Constantine came to my library, I'd call in sick that day.

Where I live/work, he'd probably draw in even less people than this NJ "show."
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CareyBeary
Posted: 2/17/2009 at 6:45 AM Reply with quote
Location: Virginia Beach

WHY on earth is he playing in a freakin' library? Does he have any standards? Oh yeah, this is creepy Constantine we are talking about. Nevermind!
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anoop dogg
Posted: 2/17/2009 at 7:21 AM Reply with quote
Location: Northeast USA

Any good BBQ joints in Toms River?
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woodrow12
Posted: 2/17/2009 at 8:03 AM Reply with quote
Location: Principal's office

This is horrifically sad and pitiful. It is awkward to watch such a low in someone's life. I almost feel bad for laughing at Constant Crap, but not really. This is freaking hilarious.

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melismaqueen
Posted: 2/17/2009 at 8:23 AM Reply with quote

Those fat old ladies were enthralled. This is what Constantcrap has been reduced to. Couldn't have happened to a more deserving douche.
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