Moxie
Posted: 2/22/2009 at 10:20 AM Reply with quote
Location: In the icebox.

"Shouldn't it be 'Faith Builders NATIONAL Ministries' (and that's pushing it), seeing as they have a 'church' in Milwaukee and Beloit?"

"I'm sure the pastors take vacations overseas (read: 'mission projects')."

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I figured the "International" part was a reference to their off-shore bank accounts.

jasper
Posted: 2/22/2009 at 10:40 AM Reply with quote
Location: lapool

Hikkicrazy5, does your 'church' approve of your use of such profanities?

Great Bear
Posted: 2/22/2009 at 12:55 PM Reply with quote
Location: California

I am confused. Isn't God the ultimate micro manager, responsible for everything? If so, why the heck does the church need my money? God will arrange for the money necessary for the church to operate.

Chubbs
Posted: 2/22/2009 at 12:59 PM Reply with quote
Location: Mom's basement

Yes master. I hear and obey, master. I want excitement. I will look no further. I would also like a shortcut into my destiny.

C'mon though. I'm kind of disappointed with you guys, I didn't think y'all could slip so low. I mean, how can he be a respected church leader if he's driving a 1984 Ford Bronco? And he's a Minister - how can he tell what time he's supposed to be giving a sermon without a watch?

(and just in case this is the *real* church, I'm sending money now. Praise Jebus!)

Analog_Kid
Posted: 2/22/2009 at 2:48 PM Reply with quote
Location: Middletown

The leader is good

the leader is great

We surrender our will as of this date - The Movementarians

Smartie
Posted: 2/22/2009 at 2:59 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Danny's hero:

<img src="http://theframeproblem.files.wordpress.com/2008/04/l_ron_hubbard.jpg">

fitchstudboy
Posted: 2/22/2009 at 7:07 PM Reply with quote
Location: san diego

>Hikkicrazy5, does your 'church' approve of your use of such profanities?

Of course it does! It approves of women and girls dressing like whore-sluts too! And if you don't have that type of clothing in your ensemble, you can purchase it from the pastor's sister.

Regarding the picture above, why do religious zealots always look so creepy?

RaptorJesus69
Posted: 2/22/2009 at 8:54 PM Reply with quote
Friend of VFTW Location: I am dead now.

Do you want a church with PURE excrement???

Do ya??

Do ya??

Look no further!!

Your church sickens me to the core Danny. Even my RJ church is not scammy.

Psycwarrior
Posted: 2/22/2009 at 10:08 PM Reply with quote
Location: Kallyphornya

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Starbuck,

The last thing I want to do is start a political battle here, but I will defend my comparison.

Pruitt guilted his church into paying for his Escalade. Rev. Wright had his church pay for a 1.6 million dollar, 10,340 square foot, 4 bedroom house in a gated community in Chicago. Their own statement;

“It is customary and appropriate in many Christian denominations, including the United Church of Christ, for local churches to offer housing provisions for retiring clergy, especially in cases where pastors have served long-term pastorates. We support efforts by our 5,700 local churches to ensure that retiring pastors and spouses have continuing housing, adequate pension and health care, as an expression of our continuing appreciation for their years of service. Each local UCC congregation is free to honor a retiring pastor in ways it feels most appropriate to address the needs of that clergyperson’s circumstances,” wrote the Rev. J. Bennett Guess, spokesman for UCC’s national office.

My point was that most of these unassociated ministries are unscrupulous when it comes down to taking care of their own. No one heard of Rev. Wright until Obama ran for President. He was retiring. Next thing you know, Wright starts doing National interviews, he started preaching again, saying outlandish things just to keep his name in the press. This was not Obama's fault, Wright was capitalizing on the situation. Just like Pruitt seems to be capitalizing on Gokey's situation.

I wonder if FBIM's membership has/will increased as a result of Gokey's exposure. This might be an interesting story to explore as the Idol season rolls on.

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Smartie
Posted: 2/22/2009 at 11:29 PM Reply with quote
Anorexia Face Location: are they ceiling Lauren fat?? :O

Let's keep the discussion on Pastor Rolex and Scammy Danny, shall we? Don't lose focus.

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