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Denim
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Posted: 2/23/2009 at 2:50 PM
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Joined: February 2009
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I thought Jordin was dropped from Jive? I wonder what she'll do next.
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Starbuck
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Posted: 2/23/2009 at 2:56 PM
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Harbinger of Death
Joined: July 2008
Location: Moving the Quantum...& the Quatto
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Ok. I will totally admit I really like one of her songs. Of course, it's the one that will never receive any radio airplay ever again.
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Moxie
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Posted: 2/23/2009 at 3:46 PM
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Joined: May 2008
Location: Ohio
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"It doesn't hurt that much, it was only a papercut." Hmm...not great lyrics there. Most papercuts I get hurt like a b*tch!
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Jrg191989
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Posted: 2/23/2009 at 4:27 PM
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I actually liked Faith and Let It Rain sounds like a hit but the other two suck. It still sounds better than the crap we've been hearing on Idol the past week, minus Tatiana and Ricky.
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spongegator
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Posted: 2/23/2009 at 7:56 PM
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Hahaha, before I got to the last two songs with your additions to the titles, I read "Let it Rain (I'm Thirsty)" and thought for a second it was the real title, and I thought, what a weird stupid ass name for a song, and then I read the rest of them...good one!
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Psycwarrior
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Posted: 2/23/2009 at 9:18 PM
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Joined: February 2009
Location: Kallyphornya
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So, now she's trying to sound like Rihanna?
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Smartie
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Posted: 2/23/2009 at 11:17 PM
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I Run This Joint!
Joined: April 2007
Location: Tarding for Normund & Jackie
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amyjean
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Posted: 2/24/2009 at 1:21 AM
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Joined: April 2008
Location: Austin, TX
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I've always thought your articles about Jordin Sparks were so cruel - but as I don't have any real emotional attachment to her, I have no problem admitting that those song titles cracked me up to no end!
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Lord Toast
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Posted: 2/24/2009 at 4:20 AM
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Joined: February 2009
Location: Paula's Medicine Cabinet
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So she barely sells 1m albums and they think we want more??? Sick people...sick.
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TheMuffinMan
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Posted: 2/24/2009 at 9:25 AM
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Joined: January 2008
Location: Michigan
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I don't know what bothers me more... the idea of her still recording songs and getting promotion or Katharine McPhee and her upcoming "jazz" album. WHY? I hated them both all along and yet they're still around.
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Jorbacca recorded some new songs that suck, so we figured we'd warn you before they snuck up on you and were played to death on the radio when tweens overrequest them. Above is sample of "Walking On Snow (Falling Through The Ice)", and you can also listen to snippets of "Let It Rain (I'm Thirsty)", "Papercut (From My Double Quarter Pounder With Cheese Wrapper)", and "Faith (That My Quadruple Layer Cake Is Almost Ready)".