Paula Abdul Says Something That Makes Sense for Once

Dance, puppet, dance. Flail your arms aimlessly as the wannabe pop stars sing their karaoke crooning. Bob your head offbeat to the offkey noise like you actually had talent at one time. You are a tool of the Idol machine and they will throw you aside when you outlive your worth... and that is the real reason you don't like the fact that the fourth judge is actually your replacement following this season, meaning there will once again be three judges.

I propose a new nickname: Puppet Rehabdul

I propose a second new nickname: Lame Duck

All Kara Di-what's-er-name does is repeat what Randy says in such an obnoxious way I have to thank God for DVR.

That pic is awesome.

Hot damn! Will wonders never cease?

Doesn't KaraDi realize he's an idiot?

She looks like a muppet in that picture. It is indeed awesome.

"Doesn't KaraDi realize he's an idiot?"

Second that - Randy is THE worst. Paula and Simon I can deal with, but I wish Randy would just shut his pie hole. He never says anything of any value whatsoever.

Okay, I have to agree with the Randy makes my food come up feeling. Why can't Randy just speak and not say things like "yo,yo,yo or hay dog that was tight or that da bomb right there." Why can't he just speak and give his opinion. I know he is trying to be cool but it is so the opposite. It is like your drunk uncle at Christmas time.

Ooops is that just my family.

I always having a hard time believing that Randy ever had anything to do with producing music. He would appear to be mostly tone deaf, claiming singers are "pitchy" when they are dead on and apparently missing the frequent nerve shattering off-key screechings of the preordained favorites.

Maybe he hooks up the equipment or something.

See if you can find the clip of Paula when she was a guest on The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson from last week. She doesn't openly criticise Kara, but she does seem very disappointed at her presence (for which read, betrayal)