Shut

Up

Paula

I'd miss the female persona of Randaula if it got the boot. DiGuano stinks.

Paula Abdul- Misunderstood genius.

For once, Paula is right.

First you have to deal with Randy's idiotic cliches and throwing his lame, overused ebonics around left and right.

Secondly you have to put up with Paula's incoherent yammering.

Thirdly you have to deal with with that awful Kara with her useless opinions and how she often has to say something awkward that the audience responds to with silence.

Fourthly then you have to listen to Simon who is usually right and actually makes sense, but ha ha, how ironic that you have to wait until three morons finish talking to hear him.

And for a fifth annoyance... once it's all over, the camera pans up to the pitiful contestant and Seacrest which reminds us all of how much we hate this show.

(That's a fantastic picture of Paula though.)

Bah it's just the usual fake judge fight they bring out annually for publicity.

" I wish Randy would just shut his pie hole. He never says anything of any value whatsoever."

I don't know what you mean, know wha' I'm sayin'? ;-)

Anyone else think it's hysterically ironic that she's complaining about how much more time Kara takes up, when Paula herself takes twenty minutes to form a coherent sentence? I think Paula's just miffed that she's not the only diva at the judge's table anymore.

She's just worried because she knows that they're getting ready to replace her. She contributes nothing at all.