Danny Noriega's First Song is Out

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 at 2:38 AM EST
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Danny's song features his sister and it's called "24/7". We bet he's annoyed to have tried out one season too early, because this is basically Adam Lambert's thing. The song is funny, but Danny still seems incredibly self-involved (which is why we did love him to begin with). But what took him so long to record something? At least it's not as bad as Brooke White's awful song.

Old Tom
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 3:14 AM Reply with quote
Location: Nashville

Who produced this thing? It sounds like Danny saved up his allowance and bought himself a middle-of-the-road Casio keyboard.

I prefer Jason Castro's folk-rock.

ian
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 3:28 AM Reply with quote
Location: Cambridge, UK

Danny Noreiga is a God. Im so thrilled he has finally reocrded something, I dont care if its shitty.

Dannys Golden Cow
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 3:37 AM Reply with quote
Location: Outside Gokey's kool-aid drinkin' temple, wearing earplugs.

OMG what the fuck is up with that ugly ass sweater. It looks like something my mom made me wear back in 1989. I thought Danny was supposed to be a style maven or something. And don't go shirtless, babe. You're mighty sassy but you have the chest of a four year old girl. Sorry to say it but Adam L. has you beat on that one.

Harpy
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 3:48 AM Reply with quote
Location: Bed.

"I'm on your radio 24/7, I'm on your TV 24/7, I'm on your internet 24/7."

You got one out of three right, Danny. And why is he singing about buying drinks in bars when he's only 19? Lyrics = fail. But I don't hate the sound.

Craptastic
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 3:49 AM Reply with quote

LMFAO!!! This is SO BAD it's hilarious! Way to make a first impression, Danny. Welcome to oblivion!

the-nova-cat
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 4:18 AM Reply with quote
Location: Canada

A song obviously written with the aim of featuring in the strand on Ellen Degeneres' afternoon talk (?) show where she dances for 3 minutes like a middle aged hausfrau and the audience of equally middle aged hausfraus lap it up (no lesbian pun intended).

And will music producers please stop using vocoder effects on songs - it's been done to death and says nothing other than proving whoever produced this tune doesn't have an ounce of originality in their sterile little brain.

lunareclipse
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 4:27 AM Reply with quote
Location: Anachronistic Antidisestablish- mentarianism: A Case Study.

Ah, Danny doing Britney. I have to agree, better than Brooke's snoozeroo.

FenderBender
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 5:23 AM Reply with quote
Village Idiot Location: in a village

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At least it's not as bad as Brooke White's awful song

Yes it is. In fact, it's worse.

JoyDawn138
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 6:39 AM Reply with quote
Location: Knoxville

I hope he gets to sing it on Idol....Oh it would be too awesome for words.

Orangutan
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 6:41 AM Reply with quote
King of the Jungle Location: No Longer "kooky"

Yep, the influence couldn't be any more obvious. This actually a very "now" kind of song. It's just not original enough to get him noticed. This is the kind of song people who are already famous make.

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