Michael Johns Realizes He Needs a Bath

Posted by thefunnystone on Tuesday, March 03, 2009 at 11:00 AM EST
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The song is called "Wash Me". Apparently Michael Johns just figured out what the rest of the world already knew... he needs a bath. Desperately. Do something about that greasy hair, dude.

rraws
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 11:04 AM Reply with quote
Location: Tatiana's mental happy place

unfortunately nothing can wash off that smug look on his face.

well im pissed off
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 11:30 AM Reply with quote
You Bastards Location: The Wetlands

Sounds more like "Decontaminate Me"

Old Tom
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 11:31 AM Reply with quote
Location: Nashville

What is with the cheap production values of all these videos? I thought these people were signing with RCA?

A couple of my daughter's friends from college can do better stuff than this on their home PCs.

jtvbear
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 11:31 AM Reply with quote

This sounds similar to jason's new song. They both suck

strawman
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 11:33 AM Reply with quote
Location: not kansas

Jason Castro: Kiss me with your heart, Touch me with your eyes, Love me with you soul...

Michael Johns: Wash me with your tears, Dry me with you hair, Burn me with your kiss...

Exactly the same melody (such as it is). I could be a hit songwriter! How about these fabulous lyrics:

Kiss me with your tears, Burn me with your eyes, Love me with your Kiss

Flaunt your fabulousness to me

Flap me with your tongue, Blind me with your style, Tease me with your leg

Show the world how awesome you are

Jrg191989
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 11:34 AM Reply with quote

I wish someone from Season 7 could produce a decent song, this, Jason, Danny's and Brooke's all suck. I'm sorry to say this but Crush is the best song from any Season 7 contestant and I can't stand Archuleta. Minus Amanda Overmyer of course.

Old Tom
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 11:43 AM Reply with quote
Location: Nashville

Strawman, that's awesome.

Verb me with your noun.

You've unlocked the key to writing pop music lyrics. I'm ashamed I didn't discover that myself.

(edit)

Here's a suggestion for the site mods: how about putting up a contest for the crappiest pop music triad (set of three, for those of you who spend all your time on internet discussion boards) based on Strawman's revealed pattern?

(verb) me with your (noun);

(verb) me with your (noun);

(verb) me with your (noun);

(unintentionally self-revealing declarative).

We could have fun with this.

Weenrocks
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 11:45 AM Reply with quote
Dreamcrusher Location: Down the rabid whole.

That's a great song Michael..... YOU SMUG AUSSIE SONG-STEALING DOUCHE!

Cyanide
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 11:45 AM Reply with quote
Machiavellian Temptress Gypsy

WTH kind of shitty video was that? Did a fan make it?

Moxie
Posted: 3/3/2009 at 11:59 AM Reply with quote
Location: In the icebox.

Excellent idea Old Tom. Like our own version of MadLibs, and we can submit the winners to the AI songwriting contest!

No, wait, they make you pay to be in that contest don't they? Okay, let's just stick to the fun part of it then. ;)

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