The Hags On The View Are So Jealous Of Tatiana

Posted by smarterthanpickler on Thursday, March 05, 2009 at 10:35 AM EST
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Why is everybody in America so jealous of Tatiana's glorious return to American Idol? The hags on The View certainly are as they seem to take great pleasure in slagging sensitive Tatiana, almost as much as Adam Lambert took when he said everyone hates her. But the jealousy is only going to grow when Tatiana makes it into The Finals tonight and America realizes it was done just for VFTW!

Tatiana's here to stay...live with it, jealous haters!


Old Tom
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 10:39 AM Reply with quote
Joined: February 2009 Location: Nashville

Who knew...when Whoopi stays out of politics she can still be funny.

Did you notice the crowd reaction? They all had the same instant frame of reference. A.I. and "The View" have the same audience...

That explains a lot in terms of this year's fan favorites.

JohnnyDrama
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 10:54 AM Reply with quote
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Whoopie is an ASSHOLE!! She imitates an old "Valley Girl" routine and tries to reference Tatiana??? She was doing a blind shtick not even knowing what or who the fuck her parody was about. That was lame! I get people making fun of Tatiana and that's fun. What she did was just dumb!

banoodles
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 11:03 AM Reply with quote
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Tatiana is not a valley girl at all. These old hags are as stupid as they are ugly.

Ted Danson had sex with her and he was on American Idol sitting next to Doogie Howser a couple of weeks ago.

well im pissed off
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 11:08 AM Reply with quote
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I love Whoopi, OMG!!!111!!11!!!11111!

seansmama
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 11:16 AM Reply with quote
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I watch the View regularly and Whoopster always does this valley girl routine. It is so tired and old like Barbara. She needs to come up with something new.

They all wet themselves over Danny "my wife is a ghosty" Gokey and Lil "big" round too. Please, they just follow the crowd; their opinion doesn't matter.

TheDancingCookie
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 11:26 AM Reply with quote
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Further proof that Tatiana (and I say that name with the the hushed respect that it deserves) is the only Idol contestant who is truly gossip worthy. The producers know this. They know that it would be hugely dramatic and shocking for the fan-tards if Tatiana got through. This is a story-line my friends and every good story needs a twist (like the girl everyone hates beating the nice people). Tatiana is making the final group. Idol needs her.

That said, the View women wish they were as newsworthy as Lady T.

Who came up with Slutiana by the way? Genius name. I scream it at the screen every time she's on because it's hysterical and hey, she's a fame-slut and we wouldn't have it any other way.

Have to share this - I called Gorky 'Dead Wife Danny' at work yesterday and a co-worker literally screamed at me, telling me I was evil and horrible. I will now call him that in front of her as much as possible...it's not mean if it's true...

spongegator
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 11:38 AM Reply with quote
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Funny how people are so quick to defend other contestants against VFTW's terrible cruelty to them, but don't much mind ripping into Tatiana or whoever has a shot at taking their favorite lame ass loser out of the competition. Hypocrites much?

unjaded
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 12:04 PM Reply with quote
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the minority contestants will be chosen as the WC winners . Anoop , jasmine and the one and only perfect contestant in her own mind TATIANA ! come on they need tati for translation for jorge and for her sheer brillance of delusion . i hope she sings a song in spanish tonight. that will really throw them for a loop. i can she her doing it and saying it is for all my fans back home PAPI . hate her , love her , she has everybody talking AND THAT IS WHAT IDOL IS ALL ABOUT ! CA CHING , BRING IT HOME TATI BRING IT HOME !

Bella99
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 12:13 PM Reply with quote
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Jealousy is an ugly ugly thing Whoopi...

rraws
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 12:25 PM Reply with quote
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All them bitches Are jealous Tatiania FTW