Cyanide
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 12:30 PM Reply with quote
Machiavellian Temptress Gypsy

Seriously? Whoopi Goldberg is still trotting out that 20-year-old Valley Girl routine? Holy fucking shit, how unbelievably lame. When did she get so full of herself that she stopped caring about being relevant? 20 years ago, I guess.

And she didn't even invent the bit. If anybody is entitled to still talk like that after all these years, it's Moon Zappa. Nobody else.

Attention, Whoopi: Nobody talks like that any more except for you.

Weenrocks
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 12:35 PM Reply with quote
Dreamcrusher Location: At the straw and pine store

Did anyone else notice around the 1:25 mark that you can see Whoopi's cocknballs hanging out?

Slightly Intrigued
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 12:36 PM Reply with quote
Location: USA

I don't see why people keep slandering her. Sure, she can be a bit annoying at times, but she is one of the best singers there :/ And at least she's thankful and not some little miss perfect full of herself freak like some others.

Will
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 1:21 PM Reply with quote
Fan Del Toro

Jealousy is a disease, View bitches.

sunshine8503
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 1:38 PM Reply with quote
Suck it, Bitches! Location: Self-important hypocrite & sadistic net nerd

Whoopi is an ignorant bitch. She refuses to believe that Chris Brown beat Rihanna. Shows how smart she is. Tatiana <3

randalb89
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 1:38 PM Reply with quote
Location: Boston

How dare they call Tatiana annoying!

They are some of the most annoying people in the world.

I really hope Tatiana is put through to annoy them even more every week.

wpark2419
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 3:05 PM Reply with quote
Location: Idaho

Why is it that because someone happens to not like Tatiana that they are jealous? That's the most ridiculous thing ever. Whether you like the women on the view or not, they're rich and successful. Why would they be jealous with some ugly chick with mental and emotional problems? Seriously, they're not jealous, just smart. (I say this and don't even like the View!)

HateTFS
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 3:20 PM Reply with quote
Location: Nashville

Whoopi Goldberg, just another amazing example of how a hack with little talent, except for a goofy stage name and crazy hair can have a career that lasts longer than 16 minutes. If Speilberg hadn't cast her in 'The Color Purple" probably no-one would even remember who she was.

I don't watch the bitch, but every time I hear her name or whatever, I want to curse Steven Speilberg. I remember Private Ryan and some of the great work he's done and I forgive him. And playing that little mouse in The Color Purple, hundreds of blacks actresses could have done that role and better than her hound-dog performance.

Goldberg and AI have a lot in common. It's more about image, a good publicist, having the right people pushing you, than it is about talent. AI can take anyone and sell a lot of product, much the way the Goldberg was more about packaging than anything else.

strawman
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 3:52 PM Reply with quote
Location: not kansas

wpark2419: So you think Tatiana is an "ugly chick" and Whoopi is beautiful because she's rich? Sure Tatiana has gotten a little chubby and looks better in some older pictures. But you know, real people aren't always anorexic models. What I don't get is people hating somebody for an annoying laugh, or being overly emotional. It's not like you have to live with her. Whoopi, on the other hand, is just a hateful person.

EricMidgetTurd
Posted: 3/5/2009 at 5:16 PM Reply with quote

Brilliantly put, HateTFS! Whoopi epitomizes 'hack' -- her comedy routine is just...not funny. And that 'valley girl' thing... Only comic retards would find that remotely funny. *listens to the laughter in the View audience* Ugh.

That other fat black lady is pretty funny though. Not intentionally -- she really is a complete moron, and yes, that's funny. Her flat earth comment is... gold. :)

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