Spoilers for the Upcoming American Idol 8 Theme Weeks

Posted by thefunnystone on Thursday, March 05, 2009 at 4:49 PM EST

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Because the producers did not put Tatiana through as a Wildcard, we've decided to spoil some of the secrets of the upcoming season to piss them off. The producers want to make sure this information is not leaked to the media. Oops!

One of our always reliable sources tells us that three of the theme weeks currently being planned are Michael Jackson week, Motown week, and Grand Ole Opry week. The Grand Ole Opry week includes only artists that are a member of the Grand Ole Opry. Want to know who those artists are? Well we have the initial list of songs that the Idols were given today to pick from. In case you didn't know, most weeks the Idols are given a list of songs to choose from. The list is expected to expand slightly in the future, but never before have you been able to see the songs the contestants are chosing from... until now. Click "read more" for the entire list the contestants were given today for the future Grand Ole Opry week. We are recommending that the contestants pick "Honky Tonk Badonkadonk" for maximum VFTW support. Maybe this will mess up Idol's plans a little and make them scramble to switch things up. Ya shoulda put Tatiana in, people. When will you learn?

Alan Jackson - Don't Rock the Jukebox

Alan Jackson - Summertime Blues

Alan Jackson - Chattahoochee

Alison Krauss - When You Say Nothing Ar All

Alison Krauss - Baby Now That I've Found You

Barbara Mandrell - If Loving You Is Wrong I Don't Want to Be Right

Brad Paisley - Celebrity

Brad Paisley - Mud on the Tires

Brad Paisley - When I Get Where I'm Going

Carrie Underwood - Jesus Take the Wheel

Carrie Underwood - Before He Cheats

Carrie Underwood - Wasted

Carrie Underwood - So Small

Carrie Underwood - All-American Girl

Carrie Underwood - Last Name

Diamond Rio - Beautiful Mess

Dierks Bentley - What Was Thinkin

Dierks Bentley - Come A Little Closer

Dierks Bentley - Every Mile a Memory

Dierks Bentley - Feel That Fire

Dolly Parton - Jolene

Dolly Patron - I Will Always Love You

Dolly Parton - Here You Come Again

Dolly Parton - 9 to 5

Dolly Parton - Why'd You Come In Here Lookin' Like That

Garth Brooks - Friends in Low Places

Garth Brooks - The Dance

Garth Brooks - Shameless

Garth Brooks - More Than a Memory

George Jones - She Thinks I Still Care

George Jones - He Stopped Loving Her Today

Hank Williams - I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry

Johnny Cash - Folsom Prison Blues

Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire

Johnny Cash - I Walk the Line

Josh Turner - Your Man

Josh Turner - Would You Go With Me

Josh Turner - Firecracker

Lorrie Morgan - Watch Me

Martina McBride - Wild Angels

Martina McBride - A Broken Wing

Martina McBride - Anyway

Pam Tillis - Cleopatra, Queen of Denial

Pam Tillis - Maybe It Was Memphis

Patsy Cline - Walkin' After Midnight

Patsy Cline - I Fall to Pieces

Patsy Cline - Crazy

Patty Loveless - Blame On Your Heart

Randy Travis - Forever And Ever Amen

Reba McEntire - Fancy

Reba McEntire - Why Haven't I Heard From You

Ronnie Milsap - It Was Almost Like a Song

Tammy Wynette - Stand By Your Man

Terri Clark - Poor Poor Pitiful Me

Trace Adkins - Honky Tonk Badonkadonk

Trace Adkins - You're Gonna Miss This

Travis Tritt - I'm Gonna Be Somebody

Travis Tritt - T-R-O-U-B-L-E

Travis Tritt - Tell Me I was Dreaming

Travis Tritt - It's a Great Day To Be Alive

Trisha Yearwood - She's In Love With The Boy

Trisha Yearwood - Walkaway Joe

Trisha Yearwood - How Do I Live

Vince Gill - I Still Believe In You

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sunshine8503

Posted: 3/5/2009 at 5:07 PM

Suck it, Bitches! Joined: March 2007 Location: Self-important hypocrite & sadistic net nerd

Thanks for spoiling Dave. Fuck You Idol!

What a trainwreck. That night might actually be enjoyable

thefunnystone

Posted: 3/5/2009 at 5:11 PM

I Run This Joint! Joined: May 2006 Location: Wearing Your Favorite Chicken McNuggets in a Mariachi Band Pin

Quote "sunshine8503":

What a trainwreck. That night might actually be enjoyable

No it won't. There are at least 10 boring songs on that list. They will pick those 10. Boring.

WhiteMocha

Posted: 3/5/2009 at 5:11 PM

Joined: January 2009 Location:

Lil Rounds is gonna pick I Will Always Love You and be boring. And the others will embrace "trainwreck" definition.

HateTFS

Posted: 3/5/2009 at 5:14 PM

Joined: February 2009 Location: Nashville

My Gawd, the list is so full of potential. Imagine some of these clowns singing some of these songs

Apoop with a touching version of the greatest country song every written - He Stopped Loving Her Today. I can only dream of the tear in his eye, the little wink when he delivers the twist, that he stopped loving her today, because that's the day he died. Of course he would slaughter it, but it's a great song, if you listen to the lyrics and see they way it's set up.

Spastic Megan in a stirring rendition of Folsom Prison Blues. During a raucous musical break between verses, she could do a prison walk dance step...

And of course Blind Scott milking the Parton classic 'I Will Always Love you ", Solo spotlight and the big string section as he holds those long aching notes in the chorus. " And IIIIIIIIIIIIII will always love Youuuuuuuuuuu...IIIIIIIIIII will always love ( music stops, tight close up , Scott whispers) "you.

GetReal

Posted: 3/5/2009 at 5:15 PM

Joined: March 2009 Location:

Like you weren't going to publish this ANYWAY.

Whatever. Some smart person will pick Crazy by Patsy Cline. The rest will suck.

Ouiser

Posted: 3/5/2009 at 5:15 PM

Joined: May 2008 Location: Virginia

I hope Adam Lambert sings "Stand By Your Man".

guinnyd

Posted: 3/5/2009 at 5:18 PM

Joined: May 2008 Location: Co

I hope somebody sings "Celebrity" since the whole song is making fun of people who go on reality shows to become famous, the video TOTALLY mocks Idol and it came out around season 2 I think.

EricMidgetTurd

Posted: 3/5/2009 at 5:20 PM